Wednesday, November 7, 2007

How To Get A Job With A Drug Kingpin


Cocaine Princess here.

For the past couple of days I have been receiving emails with resumes attached requesting that I forward the resumes to Valentina's daddy. I'm sorry but it doesn't work that way. It's not like a Drug Kingpin puts an ad in the classifieds that he's looking to recruit members. The Cartel is a multi-national empire with enough money and power to buy whomever they please including government and military officials. The Cartel is filled with intelligent, highly educated and crafty individuals made up of either childhood friends or close family members. It's very rare for an outsider to come into their circle. Not to suggest that it can't happen, it has but believe me a full background check is done by the security and intelligence team. Yes records can be falsified by creating sophisticated and believable layers and layers of fabrication but trust me the Cartel always finds out the truth and if you are one of those people who have lied their way to be with the big boys, not even God can help you.
Sow what kind of jobs are available? Accountants, lawyers, bankers, security and intelligence team, drivers, pilots and chemists just to name a few. They are all generously paid but also aware of the deathly consequences if even the tiniest mistake occurs.
So I got word from my golden, little birdie about some juicy gossip. As soon as I know the full details it'll be posted on here. Keep checking back.

XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess

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