The Country That Bitches The Most Is The One That....

Even though I felt sleepy I didn't sleep not even one for one second last night. I just sat on the balcony hearing the waves crash and watching the bodyguards patrol the property.

Valentina and I headed down to the beach where where breakfast was served to us. It's so beautiful here, the water is so immaculate and the sand is sugar white. As I was eating a juicy pineapple ring Valentina was busy texting a message. 'Who are you texting?' I asked. 'Senor Bling,' she replied. 'I sent him a message: I suggested that he pick out a coffin because if he ever tries to contact you in anyway including through me, I'm telling daddy. 'Does he know we're in Aruba? He's not going to be at your daddy's meeting?' I questioned. 'Remember Senor Bling doesn't work with daddy. He works for daddy,' Valentina reminded me. 'You know he's been sucking up to daddy?' 'Really? What's he been doing?' I curiously asked. 'Last week he sent daddy this real expensive bottle of champagne to wish him success on the new creation. 'But it backfired big time. He broke rule#1: never directly contact the boss. The boss will contact you through his people. And the champagne bottle he sent, daddy has a wine cellar full of them. Forget him!' she said. 'I already have' I replied. Valentina then said 'let's go shopping!' 'We just got to the beach and we haven't even been in the water yet' I stated. 'I know but there's a couple of more jewelery stores I want to go into. Please, please, please,' Valentina pleaded. I've never said no to shopping unless it's grocery shopping. That I don't do. So after getting changed we headed back into town. The media was everywhere today. The reason? The three original suspects in the Holloway disappearance have been re-arrested due to new found evidence. The third suspect is still in the Netherlands and I believe they are going to extradite him. So as we maneuvered our way past all the press people we went back into the mall to pick up a couple of more new jewelry pieces. After that we went bikini shopping at a cute little boutique which I'm hoping to be able to make use of after all Aruba is known to have one of the ten best beaches in the world.

In my last blog I wrote about a major drug bust that was planned. When I first heard about the bust I had my suspicions because it was just too perfect, flawless. Here's the full scoop from my golden, little birdie. Once in awhile Mexico and even Colombia will fake a major drug bust and advertise all about it in the press for all the world to read in particular the USA, to show them how serious they are in fighting the war on drugs. The US government constantly whines and complains that Latin America doesn't do enough to stop the flow of drugs from entering into the US and accuses them of not taking the drug war serious. So they orchestrate a bust. This way it shuts them the hell up for a few months. The country that bitches the most is the one that consumes and demands the most, go figure.

As for Valentina's daddy's business meeting: her daddy doesn't exactly have the typical 9-5 job. Sometimes he'll be up for days. Valentina's daddy prefers to hold meetings in foreign places. Sometimes he'll hold a meeting aboard a yacht and all the other businessmen are brought to the yacht by their own private boats and sometimes they'll even be helicoptered in. Once he held a meeting in his private jet on the airport tarmac. I remember that particular meeting. I don't remember the details of what went on in the meeting but I was there with Valentina in the back bedroom. We must have been about 9 years old and we had our headphones on while listening to Madonna and Duran Duran while filling up our tummies with Pringles and Coke- the drink not the drug. It wasn't very long the meeting, it only lasted about 10 minutes because the jet then took off. We were on our way to London. This particular meeting was a discussion about.........

The weekend is fast approaching and I have no idea what Valentina has in store for us. I have a feeling we won't be leaving the island until she and I have been into every jewelery store in Aruba. I did managed to enjoy the beach today.
That's all for now.

XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess

P.S. If you wondering what Senor Bling's text message said to Valentina. Sorry my loving and loyal friends, I don't kiss and tell. I just tease.