Cocaine Princess here.
I had every intention of posting "If Only I Had A Squash Racket Part 2" but because I've had all the energy drained out of me this week I won't be. I don't have the strength. This week's entry will not only be short and sweet but I also promise it will be an outstanding one. Read on my lovelies.
Two months ago I blogged about a tree our gardener had planted. Remember the one that looked like it came out of "A Charlie Brown Christmas?:"
The gardener tried everything to keep it healthy and growing including using "Miracle Grow." So much for the frigging commercial where there is a farmer hitching his prize winning gigantic pumpkin to a wagon while promising if you use Miracle Grow, "you too can have prize winning shrubs and vegetables." It refused to grow or even stay green like its nearby elder siblings:
As weeks went by it kept shriveling and turning yellow. The gardener stated there was nothing more he could do. The little shrubbie did not have the will to live. So after much deliberation and thought I gave the gardener the go ahead. He yanked the shrub out of the ground and got rid of the poor sap. I could not bare to watch. {I was told about the gruesome details later}
This is all that is left. An empty spot between its' brother shrub to the left and sister shrub to the right:
Here is a closer look at the empty spot:
An autopsy was preformed. The results were inconclusive.
Hmm, maybe the shrub needed Linus' blue blankie?
My loyal and dear readers it's finally F-R-I-D-A-Y.
Whatever your plans are have a fabulous weekend.-x
XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess
P.S. I told you it was an outstanding entry!!
