Cocaine Princess here.
So there I was in the lingerie section at The Bay holding a red bra and matching panties with lawyer-guy staring right at me. What on earth was he doing here at 2pm? Shouldn't he be at his office doing lawyer stuff? Like a deer caught in the headlights I didn't know what to do. He walked a little closer to me and said my name again and this time I said hello back. 'So what brings you here?' I asked with the lingerie still in my hands. 'I just came from court and I decided to stop in and do a little Christmas shopping,' lawyer-guy replied. He looked down at the lingerie and asked, 'Is that a Christmas gift for yourself?' I couldn't help but think he must be picturing me in it. Before I had a chance to answer him my cell phone rang. 'Excuse me,' I said. I looked to see who it was and you guessed it- Valentina. Instead of answering it I switched it over to my voice mail and put it on vibrate. Lawyer-guy just stood there smiling at me but not before giving me a full head to toe look. I don't know what was wrong with me but I felt paralyzed. I couldn't get my arm to put the lingerie back on the rack. And there it was, lawyer-guy had that hungry-look again and probably thought maybe she'll model it for me later on. Lawyer-guy looked more like a hungry drooling tiger. So you were in court?' I asked. 'A multi-million dollar estate battle my firm has been handling for the past five months I am glad to say has ended successfully,' lawyer-guy proudly replied. 'I gave the rest of the lawyers the day off. They're probably out celebrating while I'm here in a department store. I didn't know you were coming into the city?' 'I didn't know either,' I answered. 'It was just spur of the moment. I love Toronto especially the shopping.' 'Have you had lunch yet?' lawyer-guy asked. I think the devil beat up the angel because I said 'I haven't had a bite to eat all day and I'm starving.' Immediately I regretted what I had said. A huge smile came over lawyer-guy's face as if he was the canary that just swallowed the cat. 'Fantastic. I can buy you lunch and I'm not taking no for an answer,' he said holding out his hand for me to take it. I, The Cocaine Princess just stood there frozen with still the bra and panties in my hands.
XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess
