
Cocaine Princess here, wishing you all a very romantic and sensual Valentine's Day. I'm cheeky aren't I?
I love watching The Jerry Springer Show. I get a kick out of watching self-proclaimed red necks with missing teeth discussing their problems on TV. Not that long ago a lady appeared on the show wearing a wedding gown. Two men were fighting over her and she was on the show to choose which man she wanted to be with and then marry him live on The Jerry Springer Show. Let me describe this lady: she was 250lbs and had a beard. The two men who were fighting over her were father and son. All three worked for the carnival. The 250lb bearded lady had two men fighting over her and yet I am single. Yes, it's true. The Cocaine Princess is without a boyfriend. If you're shocked you can imagine how I must feel.
Before I forget, the club in Coconut Grove whose name I couldn't remember that I wrote about in the entry titled: The Return Of Senor Bling, I called Valentina up and she remembered: The Mutiny.
I love watching The Jerry Springer Show. I get a kick out of watching self-proclaimed red necks with missing teeth discussing their problems on TV. Not that long ago a lady appeared on the show wearing a wedding gown. Two men were fighting over her and she was on the show to choose which man she wanted to be with and then marry him live on The Jerry Springer Show. Let me describe this lady: she was 250lbs and had a beard. The two men who were fighting over her were father and son. All three worked for the carnival. The 250lb bearded lady had two men fighting over her and yet I am single. Yes, it's true. The Cocaine Princess is without a boyfriend. If you're shocked you can imagine how I must feel.
I'm not bitter about being alone on what is considered the most romantic day of the year. It's not like I'm the only person without a significant other this St. Valentine's Day. I honestly believe true love does exist and that there is such a thing as love at first sight. Some may scoff at the thought of all this but maybe it's because their heart has been broken so many times and their heart is still waiting to find its' home. I also believe in soul mates. Soul mates that start off as a single shooting star that Cupid shoots from heaven and upon arriving to earth it splits in half landing in two different individuals, each waiting and aching to find its' other half so it can feel whole again. And when the time is right even if those two people are oceans apart an unseen energy, an immortal essence guides those two towards each other. The very moment their eyes meet there is an instant connection, a feeling they've known each other for years. They are so drawn to each other because their souls recognize each other, after all the soul never dies. And suddenly the ache that once lived inside of them instantly disappears and is replaced with a feeling of never ending passionate love. The heart is finally whole. The heart has finally found a home and everything all of a sudden makes sense. How else can love at first sight be explained?
Sometimes I wonder if my soul mate and I have ever been in the same place at the same time but our eyes didn't meet because it just wasn't the right time? Or perhaps he caught a mere glimpse of me and tried to approach me and when he did I disappeared. Leaving him wondering if I was just an apparition.
For those of you who have found your true love love, your soul mate I have this message:
hold them and never let them go, hug them, squeeze them, ravage, cherish and appreciate them, cover every inch of their body with your kisses and love them to the point of no return.
For those of you who haven't found your true love, your soul mate (like me!) I have this message:
For every lock there is a key. Just as you are thinking and dreaming and waiting for that special someone, well that special someone is thinking and dreaming and waiting for you. So just hold on because love's going to walk in to steal your heart and to take your breath away.This St. Valentine's Day the Cocaine Princess sends you an extra batch of hugs and kisses mixed with a little Latin spice.
XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess
XOXOXOXO