Cocaine Princess here. I received another rejection- this time by email which raises the question once again, 'why do literary agents ask for a SASE if they are going to reply by email and what do they do with the stamp?
I received an email from a guy who wrote 'you lost your diary- big deal!' I'm guessing this individual only read one blog entry because if he had read them all he would know how precious my diaries are. Had I really lost my diary it would have spelled C-A-T-A-S-T-R-O-P-H-E!! Similar to a Hollywood Madam to the rich and famous losing her little black book. So many scandalous and salacious things I know about people's lives are written in my diaries. Imagine what would happen if the actual name of the Priest who has the weird sexual fetish and the name of the church he preaches out came out? Or what if 'L's' Drug Kingpin lover's wife found out about her husband's affair of 5 years? Or the names of high ranking officials who take bribes from the Cartel? So many lives would be in ruin. This is why I was in such a panic mode when I seriously thought my diary was lost. So where did 'A' find it? In the recycling bin with week old newspapers. How did it get there? This is still a mystery. 'A' blamed it on my lack of sleep and said I wasn't even probably aware of what I was doing. Whatever the case I owe 'A' big time...........A lot more coming soon.
XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess
