"There Is Nothing New Under The Sun"
Cocaine Princess here.
I just have a brief message for someone who has left me 20 emails- as much as I hate the hideous creature's bark I am not going to kill it nor am I going to have it killed. I am a human being with love and compassion. You know who you are, so please I beg you stop otherwise I'm going to have to block you. Some of you sensible ones suggested I contact city hall. I looked into it and there is someone I can complain to. The best part of it is they will never reveal who is doing the complaining. They just say 'we have been receiving complaints from your neighborhood....' For the past couple of days we've been having a cold snap. We've hit -27C and because it is so cold the hideous creature is being kept inside.
Valentina called me today. She was in the kitchen having breakfast and said, 'on Friday daddy had this huge crate delivered to him. Inside were 12 bottles of Cristal Rose all from the year 2000. I figured daddy must have ordered it for his collection until I saw the return address on the crate this morning. It said Miami.' 'Was it from one of daddy's business associates?' I asked. 'That's what I thought,' Valentina replied, 'until I saw the card inside. It was from Senor Bling.' 'Senor Bling,' I repeated. 'Yeah,' she answered. 'Why?' I asked. 'To celebrate his club opening, you know the one in Acapulco,' she answered back. 'Oh my God,' I said. 'I completely forgot about that.' If you've been reading my posts from day one then you might remember when I wrote about Senor Bling (I was dating him at that time) purchasing a piece of land in Acapulco to build a club and construction began about a year ago. His club didn't even cross my mind when I was in Acapulco over the Christmas holidays. 'When is the opening?' I asked. 'In about three weeks,' Valentina answered. 'Is daddy going?' I then asked. 'No,' she answered and explained why. 'Even though the club is buried under a 1000 different names Daddy told Senor Bling to keep a very low key, in fact he told him to keep his distance from the club and to just sit back and enjoy the money come rolling in. So even if you were still dating him you wouldn't have been able to walk into the club on his arm. But if you were dating him and could go to the opening, you'd probably have one killer outfit to wear.' 'I remember him telling me that once his club opened in Acapulco he was going to open up a second one in Miami,' I told Valentina. 'That's what Miami needs, another nightclub,' she said sarcastically. 'I don't think that's going to happen at least not anytime soon. For whatever reason daddy and his lawyers advised Senor Bling not to open one there.' Then all of a sudden Valentina's voice changed. 'Speaking of Senor Bling,' she sweetly said, 'you'll never guess what I did?' 'Oh God. What did you do?' I nervously asked. See, I know her and whenever Valentina's voice goes into a sweet-sing-song type I know she's done something. 'You know those new photos you uploaded? I emailed those to him.' 'What?! Why?!' I exclaimed. Valentina just giggled. 'What were you hoping to accomplish?' I asked. 'Two things,' she replied. 'And they are....?' I asked. 'One, the satisfaction of knowing that Senor Bling can never ever have you in any way,' she answered. 'And two was purely just a reminder.' 'A reminder of what?' I asked. 'I was reminding him how stupid he is and how stupid he should feel for blowing it big time with you. He lost a damn good thing,' she stated. Not that I'm boasting but it's true. I was a damn wonderful girlfriend to him in every possible way. 'I don't know why you're so upset,' she then said, 'he's seen you in a lot less clothing.' I told Valentina I was concerned he would get the wrong idea. 'I don't want him thinking that I put you up to it. And I don't want him thinking maybe she'll take me back or even worse, maybe she wants me back.' 'After what he did to you would you ever take him back?' she asked. 'God no!' I replied. 'Not if he and I were the last two people on earth.' I then asked if he knew for sure they were from her and not me. 'Trust me, he knows they weren't sent by you. You know what I wrote in the subject line?' I was too afraid to know but I decided to ask anyways. 'I wrote...' Valentina tried telling me but she broke out in laughter and then dropped the phone. And then I started laughing. After we finally stopped she told me. 'I wrote: "Hey Stupid Look What You're Missing Out On!!" I made Valentina promise she wouldn't email anymore pictures of me to Senor Bling. She said she wouldn't but honestly I don't know. Valentina has somewhat of a mischievous side to her. After we finished the subject of Senor Bling we started discussing my new lawyer, the one who replaced Lawyer-Guy. Valentina informed me that he was at the house. 'He arrived earlier in the week along with some of daddy's other lawyers. I didn't even know it was him until daddy told me.' And then she began to complain. 'Daddy's been so busy working this week and then he has these meetings that last from sunrise to sunset.' 'If daddy isn't busy working how can he make money for you to spend?' I questioned her. 'So, so true,' she said back. I was curious what my new lawyer looked like so Valentina gave me a description. 'You know Gilligan from Gilligan's Island? Picture him in glasses and dressed head-to-toe in Armani.'
XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess
