Cocaine Princess here.Good news there is peace back in my neighborhood! Maybe the hideous creature is in fact a demon dog that possesses everyone to behave and talk in ways they normally wouldn't. Too bad I didn't video-tape the entire incident. I could have sent it off to The Jerry Springer Show, they would have loved having us on the show. The hideous creature is now living indoors but I don't know for how long. As for poodle lady, she's still lurking around the neighborhood. Yesterday afternoon the gardener dropped by and I went out to see him wearing my high heels. I was letting him know where I wanted the shrubs planted. Poodle lady was standing on the corner cradling her furry lover. I have yet to see the poodle walk on its' four legs. The poodle was dressed in a purple outfit with black polka dots. I think it's time for the men in white coats to come and take her away. I'm just kidding, I would never wish any harm on anyone even someone who is somewhat of a sourpuss. Every neighborhood has its' cast of characters and what would a neighborhood be without the residential nosy busybody.
XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess
