Friday, May 22, 2009

The Banana Split Saga On The Island Continues....


Cocaine Princess here.

I have decided to continue with my captivating story about the banana split because I know you're all just dying to know "what happened next?!"

We had gotten our cool treat but needed a place to sit. The attractive white wrought iron tables and chairs provided by the parlour were all occupied as well as almost every bench. However Mr. Mauve Socks was seated at a table by himself with two empty chairs. "Mr. Popular sitting all alone. I'm shocked," Valentina commented.

We were able to locate a table and chair near the other end of the mall. Unfortunately that section of the mall had no air conditioning, it was all open aired. Our banana split was literally melting right before our eyes. The three perfect shaped scoops were turning into lop sided blobs. The melted mixture of all the flavors merging into one was yummy.

The shopping center we were in is attached to a hotel complete with an indoor marina to shuttle guests and tourists by boat to the beach. Semper-Fi was seated directly in front of us.

Now to be quite honest I don't know whether or not Valentina really wanted to see the marina but she made a request to the snitch to move a little over to the right. Apparently he was obstructing her view. He said, "no." Valentina's spoon was suspended in mid air when she said, "My God it finally speaks." And then she questioned him very slowly, "Do... you... know... any... other... words?" No answer. I let out a sigh and while scooping up the chocolate syrup I mumbled, "Where can I buy some duct tape?" "You say something Princess?" she asked. "I said this ice cream is so delish." I tried changing the subject so she would stop tormenting him. "You think next time we should order a waffle bowl?" Valentina didn't respond. She was too busy dishing out her little sarcastic remarks. I decided not to pay any attention. I kind of zoned out which is so easy for me to do. I've had plenty of practice doing it while my sister lectures me. I usually throw in a couple of head nods to make it look like I'm listening carefully to every word she says. I looked at Valentina, her lips were moving but I couldn't hear a word she was saying.

Sorry for the short post and slow blogging this week. I've had a busy couple of days and Monday was a holiday and usually when a holiday takes place at the beginning of the week it throws the rest of the week off schedule for me.

My loyal and dear readers at last it's finally FRIDAY.

Whatever your plans are have a sweet weekend.-x

XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess

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