Friday, May 22, 2009

The Banana Split Saga On The Island Continues....


Cocaine Princess here.

I have decided to continue with my captivating story about the banana split because I know you're all just dying to know "what happened next?!"

We had gotten our cool treat but needed a place to sit. The attractive white wrought iron tables and chairs provided by the parlour were all occupied as well as almost every bench. However Mr. Mauve Socks was seated at a table by himself with two empty chairs. "Mr. Popular sitting all alone. I'm shocked," Valentina commented.

We were able to locate a table and chair near the other end of the mall. Unfortunately that section of the mall had no air conditioning, it was all open aired. Our banana split was literally melting right before our eyes. The three perfect shaped scoops were turning into lop sided blobs. The melted mixture of all the flavors merging into one was yummy.

The shopping center we were in is attached to a hotel complete with an indoor marina to shuttle guests and tourists by boat to the beach. Semper-Fi was seated directly in front of us.

Now to be quite honest I don't know whether or not Valentina really wanted to see the marina but she made a request to the snitch to move a little over to the right. Apparently he was obstructing her view. He said, "no." Valentina's spoon was suspended in mid air when she said, "My God it finally speaks." And then she questioned him very slowly, "Do... you... know... any... other... words?" No answer. I let out a sigh and while scooping up the chocolate syrup I mumbled, "Where can I buy some duct tape?" "You say something Princess?" she asked. "I said this ice cream is so delish." I tried changing the subject so she would stop tormenting him. "You think next time we should order a waffle bowl?" Valentina didn't respond. She was too busy dishing out her little sarcastic remarks. I decided not to pay any attention. I kind of zoned out which is so easy for me to do. I've had plenty of practice doing it while my sister lectures me. I usually throw in a couple of head nods to make it look like I'm listening carefully to every word she says. I looked at Valentina, her lips were moving but I couldn't hear a word she was saying.

Sorry for the short post and slow blogging this week. I've had a busy couple of days and Monday was a holiday and usually when a holiday takes place at the beginning of the week it throws the rest of the week off schedule for me.

My loyal and dear readers at last it's finally FRIDAY.

Whatever your plans are have a sweet weekend.-x

XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess

13 comments:

Thirtysomething said...

Wow- somehow the comment about melting blobs made me want ice cream!~ IT IS ONLY 7:52AM HERE :) Hey, it's our HOliday here- so Maybe that is exactly what i need for breakfast! :) Have a great weekend Princess!

Anonymous said...

JUSTIN F-ING TIMBERLAKE!! YOUR MUSIC SELECTION IS VOMIT WORTHY!!

WE WANT ALL RAP MUSIC!!

Cocaine Princess said...

Bambi at 8:52,
Happy Long Weekend.

Anonymous at 9:21,
I'm flattered by your comment that I'm blushing, gushing and all smiles. Thank you. Have a super duper weekend.

P.S. Could you stop with the capitals? I feel like I'm being yelled at.

kokh_adkt said...

Mornin c,

Someone stole our sunshine! :(
So excited it friday.
Im going shoppin this weekend,
'tis the season of sling backs and peep toes finally!!!

I hope S(my c-bud) doesnt call, otherwise there goes my shoppin plan..he always has his ways with words...

Have a fantabulous Weekend !!1

K

p.s. steven needs wake up a smell his chai latte ;)

Cocaine Princess said...

K at 11:10,
I love shopping for shoes. There's something so therapeutic about it.

Mrs. Realife said...

I'm not sure who "Anonymous" @ 9:21 is, but clearly he/she has some issues -- I'm wondering if they realize there are a zillion and one other blogs they could be stalking and listen to thier music --

I digress.

Our holiday starts this weekend, although I have to WORK! I'm taking off next Friday instead --

Hope your weekend is FABULOUS!

Cocaine Princess said...

Anna at 12:19,
I wonder if anonymous knows about youtube.com

Hope your weekend is fabulous too!

Steven said...

I don't know much about semper fi, who is he?? I musted have missed alot here...lol.

Also I am going to take the higher road here and apologize for the ensuing fussin back and forth between KA and myself via your pretty blog. Its senseless.

I hope you are having a great weekend....I will have a great story about the wedding in the week to come. :)

Tenga un buen diĆ” hermosa

Cocaine Princess said...

Steven at 9:43,
Thank you but I didn't mind.

I look forward to reading your ending.

Have a fun and safe long weekend.

Miss Caught Up said...

I now have a craving for... a Banana Split.

Just stopping by and to hope that all is well for you Cocaine Princess.

MCU

The Constant Complainer said...

I've seen Anonymous post a few times about rap music. LOL. Find another blog if you don't like CP's music selection.

OK, always happy to defend you CP.

I hope you had a wonderful holiday weekend. Just catching up on some blog reading from very rainy Cleveland, OH.

Cocaine Princess said...

CC at 9:11,
Thanks for having my back.
I had a wonderful weekend and I hope you did to.

Elise said...

Hmmm sometimes Valentina can be a bit much! Maybe you should start travelling with duct tape xx

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