Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Lawyer-Guy - UPDATE



Cocaine Princess here.
I have an update on Lawyer-Guy. I'll get to that a little later on.

I'm a little agitated today. I woke up with a zit on my chin. Why me?! I'm not a vain person but because I am a model my looks are certainly important to me. I stared at it for about a half-hour in the mirror this morning. I touched it a couple of times which I know only makes it worse which it did, it became red and bigger. I couldn't help but be reminded of that Family Guy episode where Chris's zit starts talking back to him.

It's been a pretty calm two weeks in terms of the mail-no rejection letters. I dread when the mail arrives. Everyday I see the pile stacked neatly on my desk and I'll slowly approach it. I usually pull out the magazines first and if I see anything in a legal sized envelope I avoid it. Sometimes I'll wait until the end of the day and while I work the pile of mail just sits there. Then there are other days when I don't wait. It's a lot like ripping off a band-aid, the quicker you do it the better. Otherwise it's a slow and painful process. As I write this I'm starting to have a chocolate craving. If I just ignore it, it'll go away.

Valentina called me today telling me about the amount of mail she received. Her daddy owns several luxurious homes around the world, mostly in tropical destinations. When they are not visiting, the homes are looked after by the staff and always kept in immaculate condition. One of the many homes is in Palm Beach, Florida. Right now Palm Beach is going through the season. The season refers to charity parties which take place from December-March. Every night for three straight months Palm Beach is flooded with charity parties after charity parties. The staff at the Palm Beach villa forwarded all the invitations that had arrived to Valentina who most of the time lives in South America. She counted the invitations, there were over twenty five different parties for February alone. Palm Beach is a gorgeous place that literally exhales wealth.
Close to 80% of the residents are millionaires. But there is a nasty side. Palm Beach is filled with wealthy bigots who are referred to as old money. Most of the time the charities are organized by elderly, rich women or as Valentina likes to call them miserable old bitches. The only reason Valentina keeps on receiving invitations from the miserable old bitches is because they are aware of her family's wealth and hope they will receive a huge donation. A few years back Valentina's family received an invitation to a fund raiser- Save The Whales. Valentina's daddy passed on that stating 'writing a cheque to save blubber is a waste of money.' But he will write a cheque to charities that are worthwhile. I myself have never attended a fund raiser in Palm Beach but Valentina has a couple of times. 'All people do is gossip. Who's had what nipped and tucked' Valentina one time told me. 'They don't care about the charity. All they care about is getting their pictures taken for the social magazine.' I then asked if she planned on attending any of the charities this year? 'I'd rather shave my head and wear last season's wardrobe than attend a Palm Beach charity' was her response.

I certainly went off topic didn't I? I started talking about the mail and then made a jump to sunny Palm Beach, what am I forgetting? Lawyer-Guy! I have an update on him but you know what, I have to get ready for my appointment with the manicurist. I like my nails looking pretty as I write. I guess you'll have to wait for the next entry about the latest news on Lawyer-Guy.

XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess


Saturday, January 26, 2008

My dearest readers....


Cocaine Princess here.

My dearest readers,

please don't think I've been neglecting my blog or your entries. I was on my computer and on Jan 23/08 suddenly it shut off. I thought maybe I did something. I started it up again and again it shut down. I tried turning it on and it wouldn't. I took my laptop back to the Toshiba people who said they would have to ship it to their tech depot. I finally received a call this morning from the Toshiba people telling me my computer was fixed. When I picked it up the Toshiba spokesperson went on and on explaining the problem but I wasn't really paying attention. All I cared was that my laptop was fixed. In the meantime I will be catching up on your posts and I too will be posting soon.

XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

In A Blink Of An Eye....

1979-2008

I've always loved the movie 'A Knight's Tale.' Funny and so romantic. Like many others I am disturbed upon hearing the news of Heath Ledger but even more disturbed watching people on the news taking pictures as medics brought him out covered on the stretcher. As I write this I am sure there are sickos already posting the footage on youtube.com.

It's a tragedy when anyone dies. But it's an even bigger tragedy when someone so young and so promising dies.

No one knows what's going to happen tomorrow which is why we are constantly told to live life each day to the fullest because in a blink of an eye your life can change. Heaven's got a new angel tonight. Sweet Kisses Heath.


XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess

P.S. My Golden, Little Birdie was right again- a big shakeup did indeed occur within the Sinola Cartel.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

The Idiot Has Returned




Cocaine Princess here.

The idiot that I am referring to is the same person who back in the Fall was leaving messages in the forum telling people not to read my blog. This person has returned. I really don't understand what this person's problem is? If you don't like my blog, that's fine. But there are many people who do.
I do not and will never accept a person telling anther person what they can or cannot read, watch, or even listen to. I'm not going away and neither is my blog.

XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess
Publish Post
P.S. According to my Golden, Little Birdie, a big shakeup is about to occur within The Sinaloa Cartel.

Friday, January 18, 2008

Uh-Oh........



Cocaine Princess here.

Sometimes when I can't sleep at night, which is most of the time, I either watch TV, listen to music or I turn on my laptop and surf the web which I did at around 2:30am. I found this one website where there were all these statistics of various things and one caught my eye.
'An unpublished writer has less than a 1% chance of landing a literary agent.'
(Oh my God! I'd probably have a better chance of being abducted by aliens)
How horribly depressing. Normally reading something like that would have brought me down but I'm a pretty optimistic and positive person most of the time. There are days when I feel icky and gloomy but I'm sure we all have days when we feel that way.

In my last post I wrote how creepy it was that Lawyer-Guy knew my bra and panty size. One person, a male left this comment: 'It's not creepy that he knew your bra size, it's a gift some of us males have. We just see them and know.' I laughed at that but I did and still do find it creepy. How did Lawyer-Guy expect me to react? What was going through his mind when he bought the lingerie? Could he have been thinking this: 'Maybe she'll show up at my office wearing a little coat and red high heels. Slowly she unties her belt and one by one she unbuttons her coat. She drops her coat to the floor and just stands there smiling seductively at me wearing the red bra and matching lace panties I sent her. I tell my secretary to hold all my calls and then get up to lock the door. I walk towards her and prop her up on my desk......' Only in your dreams Lawyer-Guy! I can't help but also wonder what Lawyer-Guy was thinking when he received the news I was changing lawyers. On his part there was no warning or indication that I was switching lawyers or even that I was unhappy with him. I don't even know what happened to the gift he sent. The last time I saw it was in Acapulco in Valentina's daddy's hands. I informed Valentina about my new lawyer and gave her the name and address of his office.
She had never met him but knew where his office was located because it was near the boarding school she had attended in Zurich. Yes my new lawyer is in Switzerland.

As I continued surfing the web I noticed all these little, silver foil wrappers around me. There's a candy dish on my desk (which I don't know why I keep) full of Hershey Kisses. I counted the wrappers. 15! Sometimes I can be a little piglet. I'm the type of person that the moment I eat something that's fattening I jump on the scale and then to punish myself I'll skip a couple of meals. I know, I know, it's a very dangerous and unhealthy habit but I don't think there's a model out there who isn't self-conscious of her appearance.

I'm still quite exhausted from my trip to Acapulco (but not exhausted enough to fall asleep). I may need another vacation. You know what they say. Sometimes you need a vacation from your vacation.

Uh-oh, I just remembered I was suppose to write Round 2: Valentina's Daddy vs. Lawyer-Guy. I guess I got side-tracked but I promise tomorrow you'll read about it. Or maybe not. The weekend is here so you may have to wait until Monday.

XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

ROUND 1: Valentina's Daddy vs. Lawyer-Guy



Cocaine Princess here and oops I did it again! It seems as if I upset some of you by leaving my entries as some of you say 'HANGING!' I don't mean to. It's just my style of writing. So please don't be mad. And yes you will find out what Lawyer-Guy sent me in this entry. And no, it wasn't a vibrator as someone suggested.

I just stood in the doorway praying for several minutes. 'Oh God please make it not be from Lawyer-Guy.' But then I thought if it was from him that means he's not six feet under unless he's missing and the police have yet to find his body. I looked at the flowers and they weren't roses. Instead they were orchids. Someone must really know me I thought to myself. I managed to move my feet closer to the nightstand and saw a mini pink colored envelope in the bouquet. I closed my eyes and held my breath as I plucked out the envelope hoping that somehow Lawyer-Guy didn't find out that I prefer orchids over any other flower. I opened my eyes and let out a huge sigh of relief, the orchids weren't from him but from Valentina's daddy. I looked up and said 'thank you.' I figured the Fed-Ex envelope must have been from him too. I picked it up and saw it was from him and the address was from one of his offices. (As I opened the envelope, the doorbell rang downstairs) Inside were several pages of documents, mostly copies. The first was a letter written by my new lawyer (I had no idea about getting a new Lawyer. I don't even know what he looks like) There was a great deal of legal jargon but in plain English: the letter was written on my behalf stating that I would no longer be needing Lawyer-Guy's services because I had changed lawyers and there was a request that all documents involving my mom's estate be all transferred to his (new lawyer) office right away. Attached to the letter was a copy of a cheque for a huge amount (paid by Valentina's daddy under one of his companies) for any outstanding services that had yet to be paid. Near the end of the letter there was also somewhat of a warning that under no circumstances Lawyer-Guy was to contact me in any way. Later I found out that my new Lawyer did a trace on the letter that was sent to Lawyer-Guy. When he found the exact time the letter had been signed for he sent a fax to Lawyer-Guy's secretary indicating that he (Lawyer-Guy) had 24hours to transfer all documents. Among the documents was a personal hand-written note from Valentina's daddy simply stating 'please change your phone # asap.' 'A' then knocked on the door and handed me another package. This time it was a gold rectangular box with a matching gold bow. There was no return address, stamps or anything. I looked at 'A.'
'Where did this come from?' I asked her. She explained when she answered the door there was a big and muscular guy in dark shades and a suit who said 'this gift is for the Princess.' 'Valentina's bodyguard,' we both said. I was excited! I opened up the box and there was a box within the box with another handwritten letter by Valentina's daddy:

'Dearest Princess,
Diamonds are precious just like you and Valentina.'


I opened the other box and inside was a brilliant tear-drop diamond ring. I called up Valentina right away and she informed me she too had received one. 'It's daddy's Christmas present to us. He wanted to give it to us on Christmas morning,' she explained, 'but the jeweler had some type of delay.'

At the bottom of the letter Valentina's daddy had written a quote from Brendan Francis Behan, (an Irish poet, novelist and playwright) in an effort that I never give up on being a published writer.

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem: they know how it's done, they've seen it done everyday, but they're unable to do it themselves.

************
Valentina's daddy has a village of lawyers who work for him in the US, Europe, Caribbean, Mexico and Latin America. I'm not quite sure how this is going to work since my new lawyer lives in another country but I trust Valentina's daddy. And I'm quite positive that my new Lawyer won't be inviting me to lunch at any hotel.

The story isn't over yet. Valentina's daddy said he would handle Lawyer-Guy. If you are under the assumption that Valentina's daddy handled Lawyer-Guy by simply informing him that I had switched lawyers, you are very wrong. What Valentina's daddy did deserves a standing ovation! There's more, believe me there's more. ROUND 2: Valentina's Daddy vs. Lawyer-Guy coming soon.

XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess

As promised I will now tell you what Lawyer-Guy sent me. Remember the bra and panties I was looking at during Christmas at The Bay? Well that's what he sent me. Kinda creepy that Lawyer-Guy knows my bra and panty size.

Monday, January 14, 2008

Karma Has A Way Of Biting You In The Ass (Christmas In Acapulco Pt.4)


Cocaine Princess here. So sorry for the delay. To review:

Valentina turned to me and said 'what if Lawyer-Guy's already dead? ' I just looked at her strangely as she continued. 'A thought just came to me,' she said. 'What if a passerby, a jogger or someone walking their dog found a body in a ditch and then called the police. But the police are having a hard time identifying the body because the head is missing. And the body with the missing head is Lawyer-Guy.

'You call that a thought?' I asked. 'It wasn't so much of a thought as it was like a vision,' Valentina replied. 'It sounds more like an episode from CSI Miami,' I said. 'Why would you tell me something like that? You know I have trouble sleeping,' I reminded her. 'I'm liable to never sleep again. Do you know something that I don't?' 'I swear on my Gucci pump collection I don't know a thing,' she said back. 'You think your daddy's already done something to Lawyer-Guy?' I questioned. 'Most likely. He's never been known to procrastinate,' answered Valentina. 'So you think he will go through with something?' I asked. Valentina took both of my hands, looked me right in the eyes and said, 'Do you really think daddy's going to let something like this slide?' I nodded my head no. 'That's right,' she said agreeing. 'Daddy's words are like gold and he always strikes right away. If he says he's going to do something you can bet your life on it he will. Didn't you once say that karma has a way of biting you in the ass?' she questioned. 'Yeah, but-' I started to say. 'But nothing,' interrupted Valentina, 'whatever happens to Lawyer-Guy he deserves.' As we continued talking we headed back to our table. Valentina's daddy was on his blackberry again and there was no end to Valentina's teasing. 'I bet daddy's emailing his hit-squad and telling them in detail how he wants to get rid of Lawyer-Guy. Picture this: the police find him in his car dead. Cause of death, the Colombian Neck-Tie.' 'Thank you for that colorful description,' I said sarcastically.' As we sat down the restaurant's mariachi band started to play. I hate mariachi music. To me it's like nails on a chalkboard. I wanted to stuff my ears with the napkins. Thank God they didn't play for very long. When they finished the cliff divers made an appearance where guests could get their picture taken with them. I was quite surprised when I saw them. All the divers were no taller than 5'5 and all wore a gold cross around their neck which of course was understandable.
Valentina and I returned to the penthouse at around 3am. All I remember was getting under the covers. I woke up feeling so refreshed. I had such a fantastic night of sleep since, well I can't remember when and the only reason I did sleep is because of the champagne. My bedroom door knocked and Valentina let herself in. 'Good morning,' she said. 'Morning,' I said back. She was already in a bikini and cover-up. She sat on the bed beside me cross legged. 'What time is it?' I asked. 'It's a little after 2,' Valentina replied.'2 in the afternoon?!' I exclaimed. 'Yeah.' 'Why didn't you wake me up?' I asked. 'We didn't get back here until almost 3am,' she explained. 'I've been asleep for 11 hours,' I stated. 'Oh God!' '11 hours is nothing compared to the number of hours you haven't sleep,' Valentina commented. 'I have good news,' she went onto say.'I went online and visited your city's online local newspaper, Lawyer-Guy is still alive. At least I assume he is. I couldn't find his name anywhere in the obits.' I laughed a little but felt bad for doing so. After getting out bed and showering the two of us hit the beach. My Christmas vacation consisted of spending the mornings on the beach, shopping in the afternoon, having dinner with Valentina's daddy at the villa and in the late evening Valentina and I hit some of the city's nightclubs. We avoided the common nightclubs. Common meaning where the majority of North American tourists tend to frequent. Valentina can't stand their demeanor or the way they dress. A bunch of drunken idiots in jeans, t-shirts and running shoes.

I arrived back home on Saturday where the weather here is cold, rainy, grey and gloomy. The total and complete opposite of Acapulco. No one was home except for 'A' who was excited that I was back home. Truthfully I think she was more excited to see what I brought back home for her. She then informed me that another delivery had arrived for me that she again signed for. As I went up the stairs I thought what fresh hell has been delivered to me now. I went in my bedroom to see what it was. Uh-oh, another bouquet of flowers and a huge envelope.

I know all of you want to know what did Valentina's daddy do to Lawyer-Guy and what did Lawyer-Guy send me. I promise I will tell you in my next entry. Although I have a feeling that many of you already know what Lawyer-Guy sent me.

XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Christmas in Acapulco PT3




Cocaine Princess here.

La Perla is a spectacular terrace restaurant located in the Mirador Hotel in old Acapulco. People from around the world come to this restaurant to watch the La Querabada Cliff Divers and are left in awe as they watch the cliff-divers make death-defying dives into the water. The Mirador and La Querabada became famous after Elvis Presley filmed Fun In Acapulco at the hotel and even on the cliff. Soon afterwards jet-setters and celebrities began descending upon Acapulco in particular the Mirador just to see the cliff divers which has now become a famous Acapulco landmark. Valentina's daddy took us there for Christmas dinner. A special table was set aside for us. We sat down and right away I couldn't help but notice all the stares from the tourists. They stared at us as if we were part of a traveling circus freak show. I saw one woman take out her camera and take a picture. She was pretending to take a picture of the hotel but I could tell she was aiming at us. A couple of other people then followed. 'Here we go' Valentina commented.' I was wondering how long it would take them.' Valentina's daddy signaled one of the many bodyguards who were positioned around the terrace and he stood in front of the table blocking the tourists view. No more pictures tonight of us. I looked at Valentina who had this look of disgust on her face. The disgust came from the way some of the tourists were dressed. 'Jeans and a t-shirt. Look at that guy over there, he looks as if he just rolled out of bed. And he's wearing flip-flops. Ew! These people have no class. What do they think this is, a hoe-down, a barbecue? Is management blind? There's a dress code here.' The waiter came by and gave us each our menu. I looked at it and it was so cool. All their dishes are named after celebrities who have been to the hotel. I ordered Frank Sinatra and Elizabeth Taylor.

Frank Sinatra-Caesar salad

Elizabeth Taylor- chicken breast with mushrooms and cilantro sauce with a
side of potatoes and mixed vegetables

I couldn't decide on dessert, it was either Brooke Shields (fried banana with strawberry sauce) or Julio Igelsias (ice cream with fine cookies) I chose Brooke. Valentina ordered Julio Igelsias and we both took turns trying each others desserts.

I couldn't get over Lawyer-Guy's sordid past. I guess sordid isn't really the right word. Deranged seems to be more suitable. I knew there was something about him that made me uncomfortable but I just couldn't put my finger on what exactly it was aside from his hungry eyes. How did Valentina's daddy find out about me and Lawyer-Guy? At first I thought he must have read my blog but that couldn't have been the case. If he had he would have done something after the very first time I saw him in his office. Like Valentina said his eyes and ears are everywhere. 'Didn't I tell you to let daddy handle it,' Valentina said. 'What do you think he's going to do to Lawyer-Guy? I asked. 'You heard him, daddy said he would handle it' she replied. 'What bothers me is the way he said it,' I expressed. 'I know' Valentina said agreeing. 'He had this look in his eyes.' 'Oh my God,' I said, 'you saw it too?' 'How could have I missed it,' she answered back. 'Wonderful, how the hell am I suppose to enjoy tonight?' I asked her. 'I'm so worried.' 'About what?' asked Valentina. 'About having Lawyer-Guy's blood spilled on my manicured hands. I don't want that,' I told her. 'Like it's your fault you're young and beautiful?' she asked. 'Lawyer-Guy should have known better. He crossed the line when he sent you that gift. And besides you heard daddy and you read the report with your own eyes, Lawyer-Guy was a rapist and probably still is.' 'It was aggravated assault,' I reminded her. 'In my book that's the same thing,' she stated. 'So quit worrying. All worrying does is produce wrinkles- one of the worst things that could happen to a Cocaine Princess so quit it,' Valentina sternly said to me. But I couldn't stop worrying. All I kept picturing in my mind was the controversial chainsaw scene near the beginning of Scarface. But instead of Tony Montana's friend being hacked to death it was Lawyer-Guy in some cheap hotel bathroom.

'What if Lawyer-Guy harmed you?' she asked me. 'Or what if he spiked your drink? Do you have any idea what daddy would have done to him?' I told her about the Scarface chainsaw scene that kept playing over and over again in my head and Valentina said it would have been 10x worse than that. I looked over at Valentina's daddy. He had his Blackberry and was checking on something. There are two sides to him. There's the business side where he's so focused, tough, totally in control, will never negotiate because it's his way or no way, absolutely will show no mercy to anyone and will obliterate anyone and anything that stands in his way. Then there's the fatherly side of him where he is so incredibly loving, protective, generous, compassionate, gentle and warm hearted. A bottle of champagne was brought to our table on Valentina's daddy request. After our glasses had been filled he made a toast looking at Valentina and me. 'To the two most important people in my life who I love more than life itself. Feliz Navidad mis dos amors. I love you both. And no more getting things x-rayed at the airport.' I looked at Valentina who had this adorable and innocent smile on her face. We clinked our glasses and said 'salud' at the same time. Within minutes of our toasting it was time for the grand finale at La Querabada where each night at around 10:30 the divers leap off the cliff holding fire-lit torches. Before they actually make the leap they pray at a make shift shrine which is appropriately located right by the jump off point. The divers were magnificently graceful and each received a standing ovation with cheers.

As we were enjoying our dinner for some reason inspiration struck me. I looked in my purse and I was so mad because I forgot to pack my mini moleskin notebook. I always carry it with me to jot down notes because for some reason ideas pop into my head at the oddest times. I packed a pen but no notebook. So I improvised. I took the napkin and wrote on it. For the past couple of weeks I've been penning a new manuscript and for the life of me I couldn't think of a name for one of my characters but for some reason tonight I thought of one. I showed Valentina the name and she said 'perfect!' After we finished our dinner Valentina and I along with two of the bodyguards got up from the table and took a little walk around the hotel when Valentina started giggling. I asked what was so funny? And no more getting things x-rayed at the airport,' she replied. 'Daddy looked right at me when he said it.' 'Because it was your idea,' I told her. 'I know' she said. 'It was just so funny how he added it in the toast. You know daddy has your best interest at heart,' she said in reference to Lawyer-Guy. 'And I'm grateful for it' I commented back.' 'I can only imagine how he plans on handling Lawyer-Guy but what about the present, you think he'll send it back to him?' I asked. 'It's possible that daddy might add a little something with it.' 'Like what?' I asked. 'Like a shiny bullet with his name on it,' she replied and continued talking about him. 'What the hell was Lawyer-Guy thinking sending you that gift? Did he honestly think you would find it enticing?' 'He probably thought I would call him and meet up with him at The Four Seasons' I explained. 'You know I keep playing back in my head all the times I saw him and not once did I give off any signals to him. Maybe it's because I said yes to lunch and..' 'Stop right there,' Valentina said interrupting me. 'Don't do this to yourself. You're not to blame. Like daddy said he's a predator who tried to make you his prey.' At that point we had made our way into the wall of fame area of the hotel. The wall of fame is a wall filled with pictures of celebrities that have stayed at the hotel and their autographs are handwritten on the wall. The most famous being Elizabeth Taylor and Elvis Presley. 'I should put your picture up there,' Valentina said. 'I'm not famous,' I said. 'You're not famous yet. But you will be when your books are published. And when the book that you're currently writing is on the NYT Best-Sellers List, you can tell the world that you wrote a chapter out of there while dining at this hotel.' 'All I did was jot down a name' I said. 'A name that you came up with while being here. Keep that napkin in a real safe place.' 'Why?' I asked. 'Because one day that napkin is going to be worth a lot of money,' she explained. Valentina, my best friend since we've been in diapers has got to be my number #1 fan. There's nothing like believing in yourself but sometimes it helps when you have another person cheering you and supporting you. As we made our way back to the table Valentina turned to me and said 'what if Lawyer-Guy's already dead? ' I just looked at her strangely as she continued. 'A thought just came to me,' she said. 'What if a passerby, a jogger or someone walking their dog found a body in a ditch and then called the police. But the police are having a hard time identifying the body because the head is missing. And the body with the missing head is Lawyer-Guy.'

Part 4- tomorrow.

XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Christmas in Acapulco PT2


Cocaine Princess here.

I hope everyone had a joyous and magical holiday season. It's the start of a brand new year and I hope it's filled with nothing but luck and happiness for everyone. I know a lot of you have been asking what happened Christmas day, so let's review a little:

............As we continued talking Valentina's daddy came into the bedroom and onto the balcony. 'Wow,' he said looking at us. 'How lucky am I tonight to be dining with the two most beautiful princesses in all of Mexico.' 'In all the world,' added Valentina. 'Yes the entire world,' he said back. 'Are we ready to go?' she asked. 'We will as soon as I have two questions answered, one from each of you.' He first looked at Valentina and asked, 'Why did you have a wrapped present x-rayed at the airport?' Then he looked at me. 'And why were you having lunch with a married man in a hotel of all places?' Valentina quietly muttered under her breath and said 'Oh God.'
Valentina and I just stood there and felt as if we were two little five year olds who were about to be scolded. 'I can assume by your silence that neither of you aren't planning on denying anything.' Valentina's daddy stated. One of his men entered onto the balcony with the present that Lawyer-Guy sent me and also a folder and then left as Valentina's daddy continued. 'I don't think I need to ask whose grand idea it was to have this present x-rayed' he said looking at Valentina. Valentina giggled a little but quickly bit down on her lip to stop. 'Why did you go behind my back to have this present x-rayed?' he asked. 'You should have known I would have found out.' 'I didn't go behind your back daddy,' replied Valentina. 'I was going to tell you.....eventually.' 'So the both of you already know what's inside here?,' he questioned. We both nodded. Then he directed a question at me. 'I would like to think the reason this gift is still unwrapped is because you were planning on sending it back to the lawyer?' 'Yes, of course' I replied. 'Good, because this is a very inappropriate gift from a married man to be sending a young and single woman. And not to mention this is no way for him to behave. He's a professional and should act like one. Why did you have lunch with him?' he then asked. 'I don't know' I said back. 'Was it a business lunch?" he asked. 'No,' I replied. 'So a married man who happens to be your lawyer who also happens to find you attractive asked you out for lunch and you said yes but you don't know why?' To end the interrogation I decided to explain everything, including the phone messages and the roses Lawyer-Guy sent and told Valentina's daddy that I didn't know what to do since I had never been in such a situation before. 'Then why didn't you just come to me?' he questioned. 'Because I thought I could handle it,' I replied. Valentina's daddy inhaled deeply closing his eyes and then exhaled as he continued on the subject of Lawyer-Guy. 'Besides this lawyer having a questionable past, he's married, since 1984 and has two children, two sons, one still in high school and another in college, pre-law.' I was stunned. 'How do you know all that?' I asked. 'Daddy's eyes and ears are everywhere.' Valentina said reminding me. 'That's right,' he said agreeing. 'Not only do I know what my competitors are doing at every hour of the day but I can also tell you what they had for breakfast.' It's true. Drug Kingpins possess some sort of super-power. I'm even convinced that Valentina's daddy probably even knows what I dream about. 'Take a look inside,' he said handing me the folder. I opened it up and inside were several pages of documents. It contained copies of Lawyer-Guy's yearbook picture, his degrees, his marriage certificate, his children's yearbook pictures, a copy of the latest Lawyers Monthly magazine along with documents about him. How did Valentina's daddy get his hands on these certain documents? Well, Drug Kingpins are known to have various officials on their payroll. And once you are on their payroll, if there's something they want you have to deliver, your life depends on it. As I closed up the file Valentina's daddy said 'as of this moment this lawyer will no longer be a problem for you ever again.' 'What do you mean?" I asked. 'I'll handle it,' he replied. 'How?' I asked. 'You needn't concern yourself over it' he answered. 'He's a predator and I'll be damned if he ever makes you his prey. Now, how about we enjoy our Christmas dinner.'

Part 3- tomorrow, story's not over yet.

XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess



Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Dancing Till Dawn


Cocaine Princess here.

I am still in Acapulco where the weather is sizzling hot. I heard from 'A' that back home got blasted with yet another storm. There's a wind chill warning -20c.

Valentina and I just relaxed at the villa today. The music from the club is still echoing in my ears and my feet are so sore from dancing till dawn non-stop. I guess wearing stilettos will do that so Valentina called in the troops! We're having a spa day. A massage therapist and a pedicurist are both coming by.

I know many of you are asking 'what did Lawyer-Guy send you? 'What did Valentina's daddy say?'

You'll have your answers soon enough. Just give me a couple of days to recover and recharge.

XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!


Cocaine Princess here.

I'm in the jet-setting and glamorous city of Acapulco. I had a blast ringing in the New Year with Valentina. We partied at Palladium, possibly one of the best nightclubs ever! And of course the bodyguards were right by us on the dance floor. The party was hosted by Wilmer Valderrama. If the name sounds familiar, he's the guy who played FEZ on That 70's Show. We didn't stop until the sun rose over the Bay of Acapulco! They say Rio is the city that never sleeps well Acapulco comes in at a close second.

To everyone out there who have been reading my entries, from the bottom of my heart I thank you. I wish you all nothing but love and success in 2008. May it be the year where all your dreams come true.

XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess

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