Wednesday, December 29, 2021

Hamptons Baby! Part 2


 




Cocaine Princess here.

I texted Pretty Lady a picture of my luggage, my Tumi grey aluminium one. As I mentioned in my previous post about it being such a short and quick flight, I should also mention it was kind of weird too. Weird feeling that is. Yes, of course I was excited to be finally be able to travel but as we were landing and as I looked out the window there were no palm trees, no bright blue sky and certainly no beaches. Instead all I saw was drizzly weather, cloudy skies and a lot of concrete. The walk to get to the luggage carousel was an extremely loooong one and I was feeling hotter than ever. I was wearing leather shorts, fishnets, a cozy but bulky sweater, my mask, my Max Mara Teddy Coat, ankle boots and instead of a suitcase carry-on, for reasons I still don't understand I decided to take my carry-on bag which weighed a ton. I had lost the matching shoulder strap so I had to hold the damn thing in my hands and to make matters worse, I had to pee so badly. After walking what seemed to be at least 5km and going up and then down a set of electric stairs, I saw signs for the restroom! Hallelujah! Thankfully there was no line up inside!! 

Pretty Lady texted me she had my luggage to one side and informed me what carousel number she and the Rocker were at. As I was going down yet another set of electric stairs I could see Pretty Lady. The Rocker was leaning against the wall and in full cognito-- a page boy style hat, sunglasses and a scarf wrapped around his face that he was using as a mask. I called Pretty Lady by her name but she didn't see me until The Rocker called out her name while pointing at me. I dropped my bag and she ran towards me with open arms. Her hugs are the best! She held on to me tight and whispered how happy she was to see me. Pretty Lady and I are always in contact with each other- we message back and forth so much that our messages if combined were to be put into a book, it probably would have as many pages as the Lord of The Rings series. There was a little trouble between Pretty Lady and her boyfriend. From what she had told me he's extremely needy, insecure and is pushing for marriage. She had doubts about their relationship, whether or not The Rocker was in love with her or the idea of being in love and having a family. As we hugged she called him over where we were formally introduced in person. Back in the summer I was introduced to him over Face-Time. I was at a restaurant waiting to have dinner with her. On the drive to the restaurant she had been face-timing him and while still on the phone with him, she sat down and handed me the phone where we met. It was on that particular day he had invited me to his birthday party. Before heading into the car (The Rocker a few days ago had purchased a new Range Ranger) we popped into one of the duty free convenience stores where Pretty Lady grabbed me a Diet Coke and two waters, one for her and The Rocker. This bothered me a little bit-- not her buying the Diet Coke because I was dying of thirst from how hot I was but the fact she kept asking him, what he needed and whether or not he was thirsty or hungry. Not once did I hear him ask what she wanted or even say thank you.  

As we took the elevator and headed towards the car (I was finally able to remove my stupid mask! Pretty Lady & I were walking with our arms interlocked (while he was a few feet ahead) when she asked what I thought about him? It was kind of a difficult question seeing how I just met him and also I didn't know what she meant. Was she referring to his looks? Personality? Look wise he looked like a Rocker. Personality? I didn't know him well enough yet to form an opinion so I replied, "he's cute!"

On the ride to the Hamptons, (a little over 2 hours) music played all the way. The Rocker of course loved his rock music but I thought it was interesting playing on his radio was "Come Undone" by Duran Duran. One of my favorite songs ever, which I had mentioned and then of course he turned it up! We talked about music and Madonna and how I loved her album True Blue the best and the next thing I know Open Your Heart began to play, he loves the intro the best. Other songs that followed-- Live To Tell, White Heat and then a lot of Rolling Stones music. I couldn't get over the fact "Come Undone" was playing. You see there are certain songs that trigger a deep emotional response and for those reasons I will avoid listening to them, regardless of how much I love the song. So hearing that song of course triggered me but I also took it as a sign. A good sign, after-all my bestie and her Rocker boyfriend were going to be setting me up with someone.....

XOXOXO,

Cocaine Princess










Saturday, December 25, 2021

Christmas 2021









 Cocaine Princess here.

Where did the time go? It feels like one big blur this past year. Not only I am double vaxxed but recently got my booster, so one would think things would be normal up here, right? Nope. Honestly sometimes I think the people of Ontario are part of some type of psychological experiment and the government is seeing how far they can push us. More restrictions have been put in place up here even for the ones that are fully vaccinated. I feel we (the fully vaxxed) did our part, we did everything our government wanted us to do but they're still not satisfied. I know this isn't right and the last thing I would want is a split society but I honestly believe if there should be any restrictions, place them on the un-vaccinated ones. As I said, we the vaccinated ones have done our part. Just leave us alone, let us live our lives. Just as things were starting to get normal, Omnicron makes an appearance. I have two trips planned in the early New Year and one of them involves eating tacos and drinking margaritas on the beach. So far travel plans are still a go and fingers-crossed Omnicron doesn't f*ck things up.

Christmas Eve tradition at my place is a little different, there's no turkey dinner or even ham for that matter. It's pineapple-jalapeno pizza while watching Scarface-- because nothing says Christmas like pizza and a Cuban mafioso! 

To all my loyal reader(s) MERRY CHRISTMAS!!  Ho, Ho, Ho!!

XOXOXO,

Cocaine Princess


Tuesday, December 21, 2021

Hamptons Baby!!




 Cocaine Princess here.

Oh wow! I can't believe its almost a month since I posted anything-- mental note to not let that happen again!

Last month after 21 months I FINALLY boarded a plane!! On November 8th the non-essential travel ban was lifted and FINALLY the US-Canada border re-opened to non-essential travel. Unfortunately what they didn't lift was the required testing. For those of you who haven't been keeping up with what's happening in the Great White North, in particular to the province of Ontario allow me to fill you in. Our entire government is not only run by idiots by for some reason they're allowing the medical officers to dictate what can and can't happen, for example vaccine passports exist up here and must be shown in order to dine in a restaurant, go the movies, the gym, sporting venues, attend university and if you want to travel. I am double vaxxed and yet they government still insists that one needs to take a PCR test upon boarding a flight and another one for when you return. Since I was heading to the USA I needed to take my test 72 hours prior to boarding. (The rules have since changed, now it's 24 hours) I was leaving on a Friday and took my test on the Wednesday. It isn't the most comfortable test, and as the nurse at the travel clinic in the hazmat explained, "you're going to feel like you've swallowed chlorine."  My negative test was emailed to me within a few hours which I then uploaded to Air Canada. Air Canada then emailed me back approving my documents. Exhausting right? And the flight to NY is only 1hr and 30mins and I'd have to repeat this process on my return! 

Complaints aside, I was so happy being able to step on a plane and leaving the country even if it was for a few days, and although I would have preferred packing for a warm tropical climate, this time I was packing for a cold climate-- The Hamptons!! Ahh yes, where the rich vacation. My reason for going? My best friend, I'll call her Pretty Lady, her boyfriend lives in The Hamptons and both had invited me back in the summer for his 60th birthday. Pretty Lady's boyfriend, I'll call him The Rocker, he was kind enough to send me a ticket. My flight was scheduled to depart at 11:30am. Usually I prefer the first flight out which would have been 8:30am but that would have meant Pretty Lady and her boyfriend would have had to get up before the crack of dawn, LaGuardia to the Hamptons is about a 2.5hr drive. 

The airport here was quite busy and thankfully because I have Global Entry/Nexus I didn't have to wait hours in the customs line.  Pretty Lady and I kept in contact thru texting. At duty-free I picked up J'adore by Dior and she had wanted me to pick up her Chanel foundation which I did after eating a nice and hearty breakfast. It was so weird I thought, in order to fly out of Canada from Pearson an individual must not only be fully vaccinated but they must provide a negative test as I previously explained, in saying that travellers still had to show their vaccination papers in order to sit down at any of the restaurants inside the airport. Common sense should tell them that in order for these travellers to fly out they need to be vaccinated so why would restaurants still need to see ones vaccination papers? To me and a lot of other travellers that didn't make sense. I was hungry and craving eggs so I showed my papers, wrote down my name and phone number (contact tracing info) and sat down. It was nice, very nice hearing and seeing so many happy travellers laughing, eating and having such a good time. Even waiting in the lounge, all the little kids zipping around with their carry-ons, some with their noses pressed against the windows watching the planes. I had checked in one piece, my silver Tumi. My other suitcase which I called my Minion on account of its color, Pretty Lady had borrowed it, which is why I had to also take a carry-on. Ugh, its so painful packing for a winter trip, bulky sweaters, coats, boots etc.



 

My flight took off on time and although it was only 1.30mins, the last 20 minutes or so was awful. The pilot warned us about turbulence and oh boy he wasn't kidding!! I jokingly thought to myself, "I survived Covid only to go down in a plane crash-- my first trip in almost 2 years! Lol) All was good, we landed safely and as soon as I did and I was able to get cell reception, there was a message from Pretty Lady that she and her Rocker boyfriend were waiting for me by the luggage carousel. 

To Be Continued....

XOXOXO,

Cocaine Princess






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