Christmas in Acapulco

'Cocaine Princess here. I hope each and everyone of you had a very, very Merry Christmas filled with happiness and love. It's been several days since I posted anything. The holidays are keeping me quite busy but never enough to keep me from writing.

At exactly midnight Valentina called me and wished me a Merry Christmas and together we opened up our gifts. It's a cute little tradition Valentina and I have been doing for years. I didn't sleep much and was up at around 8am. I looked outside and I could see the grass peaking through. It had rained a few days before melting the majority of the snow but the weather man says we're expecting more snow on New Year's Eve.

I placed 'his' gift on the kitchen table. I heard him coming down the stairs and when 'he' came down he walked right past me without saying a word. He was already dressed as if he was going someplace. 'Merry Christmas,' I cheerily said. 'I'm going to go out for a while,' is all he said back as he picked up the phone. 'Merry Christmas!' he exclaimed on the phone. Of course he was talking to them. 'I can't wait to see you either.' As he continued talking I noticed a big bag in the foyer. I peaked inside and it was filled with gifts with their names on it. Oh my God I couldn't believe it. At least we don't share the same blood. I don't know why I get so bothered by this, I should be use to it by now. At least I made an effort.

A little later on I wrapped myself in a mink blanket and cozied myself on the sofa while eating a large cinnabon with extra frosting and a bottle of Coke Classic. I knew I shouldn't be eating it but I gave myself an excuse, it was Christmas and we all tend to eat a little more than usual during the holidays. I decided to watch Rob Zombie's Halloween remake on DVD. It's not exactly a Christmas movie but I missed it when it was released in the theaters and was dying to see it. About 20minutes into the film my doorbell rang. 'A' answered it and said 'it's for you.' I got up and headed towards the foyer where I saw a 6'2 man dressed in Armani and wearing dark shades. I immediately recognized him. He was one of Valentina's many bodyguards. He came to inform me that Valentina and her daddy had decided on the last minute to fly to Acapulco to celebrate Christmas and insisted that I join them. A jet was waiting at the airport for me. I looked at the bodyguard and asked 'right now?' 'Right now,' he answered back. I looked at 'A' who said 'go, you deserve it.' 'Give me about a half-hour to get ready,' I said to the bodyguard. He just replied by nodding his head and I flew up the stairs. I have one suitcase that is always packed for situations such as this. As I was coming down the stairs the bodyguard met me half- way and took my suitcase. When he reached the bottom his cell phone rang. He answered it and said it was for me. It was Valentina. 'Bring the present Lawyer-Guy sent you.' 'Why?' I asked. 'Just please bring it.' Back upstairs I went to retrieve the present. I had put the present in the very back of one of the hallway closets. I had almost broken a nail putting it in there and almost broke it again trying to take it out. All I knew was if I didn't bring it Valentina would put me back on the jet and send me home to get it.

Valentina's daddy owns two residential properties in Acapulco. He owns a luxurious penthouse on the beach, well he actually owns the entire building and a villa up in the hillside of Las Brisas. Her daddy was at the villa while Valentina and I stayed at the penthouse. It was just more convenient otherwise we would have been driven to the beach which was several km away from the villa.

The beach was incredible and everyone was so joyous and happy. There was even a Santa Claus dressed in matching floral bermuda shorts and a shirt handing out candy canes. He gave two candy canes to the bodyguards since they wouldn't let even chubby St. Nick come too close to us. Whenever we are on the beach I feel so sorry for the bodyguards. Me and Valentina are in our itsy-bisty bikinis and they're dressed in their expensive suits. Valentina one time said 'don't feel sorry for them. The amount of money daddy shells out to them is astonishing. They can easily retire in a month.'
I finally decided to ask Valentina what she was planning to do with the gift Lawyer-Guy had sent me? 'I had one of daddy's people x-ray it' she replied. I just looked at her and asked 'you're actually having it x-rayed?' 'Well you wouldn't open it,' Valentina replied back. 'Where is he having it x-rayed it?' I asked. 'The airport.' 'The airport?' I repeated. 'You know daddy has contacts everywhere including the airport,' she explained. 'How long is it going to take?' I asked. 'The guy said he would call me. It's obvious Lawyer-Guy really likes you, a lot. 'I know,' I replied. 'If you were attracted to Lawyer-Guy would you have a relationship with him?' asked Valentina. I told her it was a difficult question to answer since I had never been attracted to a married man before. (Well actually I have been but celebrities don't count) 'But if you were, you would become a mistress, a paramour,' stated Valentina. 'I don't know how 'L' does it,' she went on to say. 'She's in love,' I replied, 'Head over heels in love. Have you spoken to her recently?' I asked. 'She called two days ago from Switzerland to wish me a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year,' replied Valentina. 'By the tone in her voice she's over the moon. The resort they're staying at has some sort of special midnight Christmas ski run. She was so excited, it's her first time there,' Valentina added. 'Her Drug Kingpin lover really makes her happy,' I stated. 'He gives her whatever she wants. But the one thing she'll never get is an engagement ring', she replied back. 'He's never going to leave his wife, that I know for sure,' she said. Valentina then went back to the subject of Lawyer-Guy and wanted to know more about him. 'How old is he?' she inquired 'He's around your daddy's age,' I answered. 'What else?' she asked. 'Other than he's married, not much,' I said back. I dug my feet into the warm sand and continued. 'He's quite popular. In almost every city there's always one or two lawyers that always stand out because they take on high profile cases and are constantly photographed by the press at various social events.' 'What about his wife?' she asked. I explained that I didn't know much about her, I'd never even seen a picture of her in his office. The only pictures he had were of his children. 'Maybe Lawyer-Guy and his wife have some sort of agreement,' Valentina stated. ''What do you mean?' I asked. 'Well maybe she allows Lawyer-Guy to have his little hotties on the side and in return she stays quiet and continues to be the wife of a very rich and successful lawyer. They stay married for appearances only.' That wasn't so far-fetched I told her. If she did divorce Lawyer-Guy their divorce would be played out in the press like some nasty celebrity divorce. Who knows, maybe Lawyer-Guy's wife has a young stud on the side? I don't know why married men play the field? Why don't they just stay single? If any married man is reading this and having an affair, I'd like to know the answer. Valentina then asked me if I could ever fall in love with a married man. I told her I didn't know. I've yet to fall in love. I'm still waiting for my Prince, my soul-mate, my one and only who will steal the key to my heart and love and worship me every single second of the day. I want someone whose flesh quivers at the very sight of me, who can't breathe without me. Someone whose heart I will not only have completely but also his heart, mind and soul. Whomever the universe has destined for me to fall in love with, well if he is married there's not much I can do.

After a couple of hours on the beach and enjoying eating a grilled pizza with extra cheese and pineapple we decided to leave. Valentina's daddy had a special Christmas dinner planned for us and was taking us out so we decided to change and get ready at the villa. It's such a beautiful villa. The entire house is decorated in white with splashes of hot pink and lime green. The staff who stays at the villa keeps the place in immaculate condition because they never know when the princess and her daddy the king may drop in unexpectedly, like today. After I got changed I stood out on the bedroom balcony. Acapulco is such a stunning and spectacular city. It glitters and shines so magnificently. In the far off distance I could hear the loud music coming from the city's nightclubs. Valentina stepped outside with her cellphone and had somewhat of a shocked look on her face and said 'you're not going to believe what Lawyer-Guy sent you.'

Still on the balcony and admiring the dazzling view I couldn't believe the gift Lawyer-Guy sent me. 'You have to send it back,' insisted Valentina. 'Of course I am,' I said back 'but what should I say to him. Do I send him a note? It's going to be kind of awkward especially when we see each other.' 'Then don't send it back. If he calls asking about it tell him you didn't receive any roses or even a gift,' she suggested.' I can't do that. He'll do a trace and it'll show the delivery was successful and besides 'A' signed for it. He'll see her signature.' I explained. 'That's perfect!' Valentina exclaimed. 'Tell Lawyer-Guy,' that 'A' has it. 'Then he'll call her and it'll just complicate things further,' I told her. 'You are living proof that beautiful people have problems too,' Valentina said. I asked Valentina what she would do if she was in my shoes. 'Have you forgotten who daddy is?' she asked. 'He'd go ballistic,' I said back. 'If daddy ever got the slightest hint that a man his age married or not, had romantic feelings for me he'd skin that man alive and have him castrated.' I giggled at what she said even though I knew it to be true. I told her I didn't want to think about Lawyer-Guy at least of all today. I was in one of the most dazzling cities in the world celebrating the holiest day of the year. As we continued talking Valentina's daddy came into the bedroom and onto the balcony. 'Wow,' he said looking at us. 'How lucky am I tonight to be dining with the two most beautiful princess in all of Mexico.' 'In all the world,' added Valentina. 'Yes the entire world,' he said back. 'Are we ready to go?' she asked. 'We will as soon as I have two questions answered, one from each of you.' He first looked at Valentina and asked, 'Why did you have a wrapped present x-rayed at the airport?' Then he looked at me. 'And why were you having lunch with a married man in a hotel of all places?' Valentina quietly muttered under her breath and said 'Oh God.'

XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess

P.S. It's New Year's Eve and I am still in Acapulco getting ready to party hard!!! To all of you, have a safe and Happy New Year!! See you all in 2008!!!!