Thursday, December 6, 2007

Where Was My Missing Diary?


Cocaine Princess here. I received another rejection- this time by email which raises the question once again, 'why do literary agents ask for a SASE if they are going to reply by email and what do they do with the stamp?

I received an email from a guy who wrote 'you lost your diary- big deal!' I'm guessing this individual only read one blog entry because if he had read them all he would know how precious my diaries are. Had I really lost my diary it would have spelled C-A-T-A-S-T-R-O-P-H-E!! Similar to a Hollywood Madam to the rich and famous losing her little black book. So many scandalous and salacious things I know about people's lives are written in my diaries. Imagine what would happen if the actual name of the Priest who has the weird sexual fetish and the name of the church he preaches out came out? Or what if 'L's' Drug Kingpin lover's wife found out about her husband's affair of 5 years? Or the names of high ranking officials who take bribes from the Cartel? So many lives would be in ruin. This is why I was in such a panic mode when I seriously thought my diary was lost. So where did 'A' find it? In the recycling bin with week old newspapers. How did it get there? This is still a mystery. 'A' blamed it on my lack of sleep and said I wasn't even probably aware of what I was doing. Whatever the case I owe 'A' big time...........A lot more coming soon.

XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess

5 comments:

Haylzc5 said...

Cocaine Princess,

Thank you so much for writing that letter in my blog, it was really from the heart! It let me in and know you that little more!

Ignore that guy who wrote "you lost your diary big deal" men will never understand us girls and our diary's!

My friend by the way has insomnia, and she went to the doctors who advised her that the reason she could not sleep was that her body was not producing the chemical "melatonin" so now she takes that hormone and she sleeps. I looked on the internet for you and there is a link:

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/druginfo/natural/patient-melatonin.html

Maybe this will help? We have to travel to USA every year so that she can buy Melatonin from the GNC Pharmacy. I hope this helps, its worth a try, go to your doctors, this might be what you have?

Love, Hayley xoxox

Jess | the Jess Journals said...

Thank God your diary wasn't actually lost then!!

Elise said...

I always used to throw out the spoon with the yoghurt carton... I know throwing out your diary is not the same thing. In fact I've completely forgotten my point! Oh yeah... be careful what you throw out! xx

Graham Ettridge said...

Cocaine Princess, I am so glad that you have found your diary. Although, it troubles me that you still struggle to sleep. And listen to the kind words from Hayley... what she says is so true. A visit you your doctor won't hurt and who knows, it might help?

I will be thinking of you and hope things turn out well for you :)

Warm hugs from me...

Yours, Graham xoxoxoxoxoxoxox

Michelle Hix said...

CP

I've been catching myself up by reading your entire blog! When I read this post about you finding your diary I thought "wow, she recycles!!!" ha ha

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