Cocaine Princess here.Good news there is peace back in my neighborhood! Maybe the hideous creature is in fact a demon dog that possesses everyone to behave and talk in ways they normally wouldn't. Too bad I didn't video-tape the entire incident. I could have sent it off to The Jerry Springer Show, they would have loved having us on the show. The hideous creature is now living indoors but I don't know for how long. As for poodle lady, she's still lurking around the neighborhood. Yesterday afternoon the gardener dropped by and I went out to see him wearing my high heels. I was letting him know where I wanted the shrubs planted. Poodle lady was standing on the corner cradling her furry lover. I have yet to see the poodle walk on its' four legs. The poodle was dressed in a purple outfit with black polka dots. I think it's time for the men in white coats to come and take her away. I'm just kidding, I would never wish any harm on anyone even someone who is somewhat of a sourpuss. Every neighborhood has its' cast of characters and what would a neighborhood be without the residential nosy busybody.
XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess
12 comments:
Glad to hear you are gettign some peace!
Pol x
Princess,
'Someone special'
that is what you are to SFL. What did he cook you?
10:26,
maybe the princess 'cooked' for him.
10:26,
I know you'll be reading this SFL so admit it, the princess is more than 'someone special.'
Princess,
if you want the rumors to end, just come clean about your relationship with the lawyer.
I would not be kidding. Anyone that dresses a dog and imprints on it as though it were a child is in need of therapy, if not medication. There is cute, then there is eccentric, and then comes disturbing......poodle lady is approaching the latter.
10:38,
couldn't agree more.
10:54,
haven't you learned by now the lawyer has advised his client the princess, not to answer any questions.
12:05,
agreed! There are parts of Miami where all you see are 'poodle-type' ladies.
Princess have you cured 'his' love sick heart?
I don't understand pet owners who always have to anthropomorphize their dogs.
Dogs are great, but why dress them up to look like people?
Demon dog...has a catchy ring to it.
Hurray, some peace at last!!!
Hope you are well :)
Sorry I have been MIA. I have been catching up on your entries and each one is better than the last. Great work princess!
Princess, i am glad you can finally get some peace!
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