Cocaine Princess here.
My doorbell rang this evening. I looked to see who it was. It was the paper boy who delivers the town's local paper which is published only twice a week. There's not much news in it other than what went on at the last budget meeting or letters to the editor which are mostly written by the poodle lady. It's filled with more advertisements than news. I open the door and the paper boy says, 'I broke your flowers lady, I'm sorry.' I step outside on the porch and I see the hanging flower basket on the ground. Instead of putting the newspaper in the mailbox, he stood in my garden and threw it hoping it would land on the porch but it hit the flower basket knocking it right off the hook. 'It was an accident,' he pleaded. 'I know and it's okay so don't worry,' I assured him. 'I know your sister. She teaches at the school I go to.' 'I'll make sure to tell her you said hello.' 'Thank you lady. Bye,' he replied taking a deep sigh of relief and left with his wagon full of papers. My paper boy is only 8 years old and skinny like a twig, but he has some right arm!
XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess
18 comments:
Princess behind my backyard is the neighborhoods' local park and there's a baseball field. This time every year my yard is filled with baseballs. They've even broken a couple of windows in the past.
k.p. williams
I have wonderful news princess about your ex. He moved his new girlfriend into his mansion. She now sleeps in the bed you once did. He's on cloud nine.
Ouch!!! Someone is taking the breakup badly.
Princess my dad always complains about our paperboy. He's always leaving the paper at the end of the driveway.
x,
dani
7:28, haven't learned your lesson?
Where are you princess?!
Has anyone tried calling her sister?
1795,
I called her once because the princess wasn't answering at the other numbers and asked to speak to her. The questions she asked, worse than a border patrol agent, asking who I was, how I knew her sister, how I obtained her number, she then hung up on me. I don't think she likes us very much.
Who did you say you were? Did you say your name or your 'nickname?'
21280,
my nickname which is why she hung up on me. Talk about those two being opposites. I understand the whole 'switched at birth' theory Valentina has.
Still no princess, we need to put a GPS tracking on her.
I don't think it's a matter of her not liking us, she doesn't know us very well.
Great post as usual princess, shame about the comments!
Pol x
7:28, you're swimming in the deep end without a life vest, not a wise move.
7:28,
it's sad when one has to sink so low to make themselves feel good.
1795, 21280, no more talking about my sister. You know she's not a part of this, okay?
I went out last night and left my cell phone at home.
My first job was delivering newspapers.
awww...he's only 8 and he came to apologize? wow, that's a good kid.
How nice that he stuck around and said sorry. He should play baseball with that right arm!
I think that kid's Good because he came out to apologize!
Did you plant the flowers back into the pot? The flower look beautiful!
You write very well.
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