Cocaine Princess here.
For the past 2 weeks I have been receiving 3 separate set of comments on my blogger comment page from 3 very annoying culprits. If anyone of you annoying culprits are reading this I have a tiny message for each of you.
Dear Anonymous Commenter #1,
Why do insist on sending 40 of the exact same comments to one post every single day? I would post your comment and even comment back but I have no clue what you are trying to say to me:
毎 月１０万円を最低ラインとする謝礼を得て、セレブ女性に癒しを与える仕事があります。無料登録した後はメールアプローチを待つだけでも、あなたもセレブラ ブで欲求を満たしあう関係を作ってみません: 最近様々なメディアで紹介されている家出掲示板では、全国各地のネットカフェ等を泊り歩いている家出少女のメッセージが多数書き込みされています。彼女た ちはお金がないので掲示板で知り合った男性とすぐに遊びに行くようです。あなたも書き込みに返事を返してみませんか
セレブラブ
救援部
オ○ニーライフのお手伝い、救援部でHな見せたがり女性からエロ写メ、ムービーをゲットしよう！近所の女の子なら実際に合ってHな事ができちゃうかも！？夏で開放的になっている女の子と遊んじゃおう
I left you a message asking you to please translate your words but my request to you has gone ignored. Please S-T-O-P sending me your comments. Thank You.
Respectfully,
CP
Dear Con Artist in Nigeria,
Yes I have received all 20 of your messages, um, make that 23. You sent me 3 more last night all of which read the same:
DEAR MADAM,
HAVING CONSULTED WITH MY COLLEAGUES AND BASED ON THE INFORMATION GATHERED FROM THE NIGERIAN CHAMBERS OF COMMERCE AND INDUSTRY, I HAVE THE PRIVILEGE TO REQUEST FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE TO TRANSFER THE SUM OF $47,500,000.00 (FORTY SEVEN MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) INTO YOUR ACCOUNTS. THE ABOVE SUM RESULTED FROM AN OVER-INVOICED CONTRACT, EXECUTED COMMISSIONED AND PAID FOR ABOUT FIVE YEARS (5) AGO BY A FOREIGN CONTRACTOR. THIS ACTION WAS HOWEVER INTENTIONAL AND SINCE THEN THE FUND HAS BEEN IN A SUSPENSE ACCOUNT AT THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA APEX BANK.........
Hmm, so you decided to contact me? WOW! And now all you need is my banking information and account numbers AND my private telephone and fax number— for confidentiality and easy communication.
Can you hear me laughing? Your scam is old. Give it up.
By the way, NO I am not wiring you a large sum of money and NO I do not want to share a percentage of your fortune.
Please S-T-O-P sending me your frigging letters!
Respectfully,
CP
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST,
Dear Pharmaceutical Representative,
Read each word very carefully: I am NOT interested in purchasing Viagra or Levitra. I don't give a flying fig if you are selling them at a wholesale price nor am I interested in receiving free samples of a new miracle manhood enlargement pill (Good Grief!!) or any other type of pharmaceutical drug.
For the love of God please S-T-O-P. Thank You.
Respectfully,
CP
*****
My loyal and dear readers it's finally F-R-I-D-A-Y!
Whatever your plans are have a magnificent weekend.-x
XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess.
P.S.
I'm sorry to have to say this Anonymous Commenter #1, Con Artist and Pill Pusher but you don't get any of my Hugs and Kisses. Those are reserved only for my lovely readers.
Whatever your plans are have a magnificent weekend.-x
XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess.
P.S.
I'm sorry to have to say this Anonymous Commenter #1, Con Artist and Pill Pusher but you don't get any of my Hugs and Kisses. Those are reserved only for my lovely readers.
14 comments:
I see the chinese guy everywhere...hahahaha! I love untranslatable comments...I just pretend that they are telling me how awesome I am...
You mean you want people to speak english and not to swindle your money from you? Sigh, what fun is there in that?
Have a fabulous Friday!
Those Chinese comments are actually a virus! So don't click on them.
I was spammed by that person a few evenings in a row very badly. So badly in fact I had to turn comment moderation on,
I turned it off after a few days, and he came right back...so it is back on again.
I'm annoyed. I hate moderating comments, but I also don't want to have to turn off the ability to leave anonymous comments.
Eventually I am going to go through and delete all of the comments that person has left on my blog.
Should I be happy or feel left out that these people aren't harassing me? j/k
At least you have your comment moderation on! That would suck to dig through all that on your lovely blog.
Damn spam.
Happy Friday! Enjoy your weekend :) Thanks so much for always stopping by my blog. I love havin' ya!
Organic Meatbag at 9:02,
I guess I could pretend the same...
Cole at 9:29,
Thank you and have a fab Friday too!
Mrs. Newlywed at 10:08,
Thanks for telling me. No I didn't click on it. You're not the only one annoyed! I received 10 frigging more this morning!
Allyson at 10:22,
Thank you and you're very welcome. Have a great weekend yourself too
google translate gave this..
Monthly honorarium earned 10 million yen to the bottom line, I have some work to give women celebrities healing. After free registration to wait and see approach in the mail, care to build relationships with each other Sereburabu also meet your needs: away from home like a bulletin board that recently had been introduced in the media, staying a short walk across the country and Internet cafes We wrote a number of messages is the runaway girl. They are going to play as soon as the men he met at the board I have no money. Why even write you back an answer. stop ordering number 2
Sereburabu
love ya hun
brother frankie
a biker for christ
Brother Frankie at 5:36,
Thank you.
Wow, you really didn't want the Viagra??? I thought everybody have some with their morning cereals and would be thrilled to get some at a super duper good price. :)
Hey, now that Brother Frankie has translated, it looks like a very interesting offer!
DAMN. And I thought I was SPECIAL getting those Comments on my blog !!!
I win the Nigerian lotto via e-mail daily! Those darn scam messages.
The SPAM business is amazing to me. What a headache.
CC at 10:50,
Ever since I enabled word verification I haven't gotten any.
According to Yahoo Babel fish translator, the Japanese text (at least the first 150 words) translates as follows:
Obtaining the reward which costs 100,000 Yen in every month the lowest line, there is the work which gives healing to the [serebu] woman. Free after it registered, it just waits for mail approach, you it does not try making the relationship to satisfy craving with [sereburabu]: Recently, in the leaving home bulletin board which is introduced with the various media, you stay and message of the leaving home girl whom you are walking the net coffee and the like of all parts of the country is written in large number. Because she is not a money, it seems that directly goes to play with the man who knows each other with the bulletin board. Don't you try returning the reply to entry? [sereburabu] Rescue section H it will wish to show in the helping of [o] ○ knee life and rescue section, from the woman [ero] copying [me], the movie will get! If the girl of neighborhood really being agreeable, H thing to be possible, the [chi] [ya] [u] whether!? The girl and playing summer it has become open it is concave....
Seems that you are being spamed.
I think "毎 月１０万円を最低ラインとする謝礼を得て、セレブ女性に癒しを" means I want to make sweet love to you in a bowl on Won-ton soup. Not sure about the rest.
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