
Cocaine Princess here.
I had every intention of posting "If Only I Had A Squash Racket Part 2" but because I've had all the energy drained out of me this week I won't be. I don't have the strength. This week's entry will not only be short and sweet but I also promise it will be an outstanding one. Read on my lovelies.
Two months ago I blogged about a tree our gardener had planted. Remember the one that looked like it came out of "A Charlie Brown Christmas?:"
The gardener tried everything to keep it healthy and growing including using "Miracle Grow." So much for the frigging commercial where there is a farmer hitching his prize winning gigantic pumpkin to a wagon while promising if you use Miracle Grow, "you too can have prize winning shrubs and vegetables." It refused to grow or even stay green like its nearby elder siblings:
As weeks went by it kept shriveling and turning yellow. The gardener stated there was nothing more he could do. The little shrubbie did not have the will to live. So after much deliberation and thought I gave the gardener the go ahead. He yanked the shrub out of the ground and got rid of the poor sap. I could not bare to watch. {I was told about the gruesome details later}
This is all that is left. An empty spot between its' brother shrub to the left and sister shrub to the right:
Here is a closer look at the empty spot:
An autopsy was preformed. The results were inconclusive.
Hmm, maybe the shrub needed Linus' blue blankie?
My loyal and dear readers it's finally F-R-I-D-A-Y.
Whatever your plans are have a fabulous weekend.-x
XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess
P.S. I told you it was an outstanding entry!!
7 comments:
Truly outstanding :D Maybe even Pulitzer-worthy?
Shrub-a-cide?
Passion Fruit at 4:35,
Thank you.
Anonymous at 10:50,
I was assured there was no foul play involved.
dear princess.
i am sorry for the loss
of your sparse shrubbery,
as you look at the spot
you wished it would be,
grass, and some dirt,
where it was placed in the ground,
you thought is was like
that young mr browns,
but this lil tree,
never heard that sweet song,
on that eve of the night
that Christ was born..
O Christmas Tree!
O Christmas Tree!
How richly the Lord
has dressed thee!
(sorry, its been a rough week, and i may have taken and extra oxy or two.. good post.. nice legs, great thighs... can clergy say that?)
you are loved,
Brother Frankie
A Biker for Christ
It was un be-leaf-able. I'm sorry for your loss.
Brother Frankie at 4:32,
"good post.. nice legs, great thighs... can clergy say that?"
-Hey it's okay by me!!
Kristen at 3:58,
Funny. Cute.
Oh poor thing! It's so sad when they don't make it. :(
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