Sunday, February 14, 2010

"The Pleasure You Give...."


Cocaine Princess here.

So, how are some of my lovelies planning to celebrate one of the most romantic days of the year today?

Will you pluck your beloved like a fruit?
Will you cover your beloved with your sweet kisses?
Will you sink your teeth into their moist flesh and taste their "rapture?"

Or

Will you undress your beloved and then caress them?
Will you tickle and tease, explore and please them too? Or maybe you’re the type who can make your beloved "die in your arms" over and over again, hmm?

Tonight ladies......

Be a naughty Valentine vixen for your lover. Heels, garters, chocolate body paint and edible lingerie will go a real long way in satisfying his appetite.

For all you Casanovas......

Try not to be "boring" tonight. Unleash your "inhibitions" and use your imagination. Some of us ladies enjoy creativity in the bedroom, well I know I do. Besides there’s nothing like a little creativity to get the juices flowing.


 

Remember Charlie Brown and his undying love for the little red-haired girl? But poor Charlie Brown is so painfully shy he can’t even work up the courage to say one word to her so she doesn’t even know he is alive! As the cartoon goes, “One day, Charlie Brown and his sister Sally are getting mail out of the mailbox. Charlie Brown pulls out a letter and asks, "What’s this? Is it a love letter from the red-haired girl?" Sally looks at it and says,  "No, it’s an ad for a tire company." Charlie Brown pulls out another letter and asks,  "What’s this? A love letter from Peggy Jean?" Scanning the letter, Sally says, "No, it’s an ad from a shoe store." Charlie Brown pulls out a third letter and asks, "What’s this? A love letter from the girl I met at the library?" "No," Sally says, "It’s an ad for some luggage." Charlie Brown sinks down against the mailbox post and sighs.


For those of you who are alone......
You don't need to look for love because love will find you. One day it'll come walking in. Don't just take my word for it even "The Red Rocker" thinks it. Patience my lovelies, love operates on Cupid’s time and if that doesn’t provide some type of comfort to your restless heart perhaps this will:  I recently had dinner at a Chinese Restaurant. In one of the dining rooms was a beautiful quote hand painted on the wall. It read:






“An invisible red thread connects those who are destined to meet regardless of time, or circumstance.
The thread may stretch or tangle but it will never break.”

-Ancient Chinese Belief

So hang tight lonely hearts because one day you’ll feel that red thread tugging at your heart and that my dear ones is Cupid’s arrow of love. And if that still doesn’t help well....if it's any consolation I too am solo this February 14th.

For those nursing a broken heart......
Look at it this way, every heart has a home and when the right one comes along the key will fit perfectly. Your heart will unlock, senses will be re-awakened and that broken heart will be nothing but a faded memory.

For those who may have an illicit love......

You think I could forget about you? Tsk, tsk, tsk, of course not. I have a bit of helpful advice. If caught in the act simply say what Chico Marx said to his wife when he was caught kissing a chorus girl:

“But I wasn’t kissing her. I was whispering in her mouth.”
{Yeah, I don't think that line will work either}


It is said “whenever you hear music an angel is "speaking" to you.” When you hold your Valentine in your arms don’t make music with them, create a symphony that would make even Cupid blush. 


So what is love? Hmm, it's hard to describe isn't it. If you were to ask 100 people you’d probably receive 100 different answers but I believe they would agree on 3 things:

Love Is....a mystery.
Love Is...a blessing.
Love Is....a damn beast.

St. Valentine’s Day is not about the gifts you receive such as, a bouquet of orchids, a box of chocolate raspberry truffles or shiny baubles {hmm, well maybe a little bit}. St. Valentine’s Day is about giving love to your beloved as it should be everyday. Take note, the pleasure you give is the pleasure you get back so give it your all.

However you celebrate this day do it with passion and vigor because being in love never goes out of style.
Last but certainly not least: what happens under the covers stays under the covers. In other words if you wish to keep your relationship sacred and special never kiss and tell.

To all my loyal and dear readers today’s post comes with a spicy kiss.

Happy St. Valentine’s Day and Night to you and your sweetheart.

XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess
 
-x

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Happy Valentine's Day Princess.

The video Rapture is reminiscent of the movie Blade Runner.

How is the groups' name pronounced, Leeo??

Anonymous said...

Thanks for taking me back to 1987 with Cutting Crew.

Nice metaphor!

Anonymous said...

No Madonna?

Not a Red Rocker fan. Roth did it better.

Happy V. Day. I won't tell you what I plan on doing -- you told us not to kiss and tell.

Anonymous said...

L.W.I. Classic video.

Watch at 1:37, Michael Anthony comes bopping along with his bass across the stage. Happy Valentine's Day Princess.

Anonymous said...

Each year I buy the missus the same, a card and a heart shaped box of candy. Chocolate body paint - where can I buy it, how much will it set me back?

Anonymous said...

Valentine's Day is a day invented by greeting card companies to make people feel lie crap. Don't forget the candy companies and the jewelry retailers - they're accomplices.

How does you being "solo" console someone without a Valentine?

Anonymous said...

Rapture video is cool.
Boring video is cooler.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Cocaine Princess said...

Anonymous at 9:23,
The group's name is IIO: pronounced Eye-O.

Anonymous at 9:49,
That's the only version I could find and not the one I wanted. Euro dance artist Joée DeSimone re-did the song into a really wicked dance track in the 90's. There's no official music video for his remake.

Anonymous at 10:06,
Hmm, I suppose I could have figured a way to put one of her songs in.

Anonymous at 10:55,
Most lingerie stores sell them.

Anonymous at 12:23,
I'm sorry you feel that way but I don't feel like crap. I was merely just making a point. Some people who are alone on this day tend to think they're the only ones without a date. I'm informing them they're not, there are others: such as myself.

Anonymous at 2:40,
I believe both songs are cool in their own way.

The Constant Complainer said...

Happy Valentine's Day Cocaine Princess (a few days belated)!!!

Anymore, I would say that birthdays and anniversaries are bigger days. But we still went out to a nice dinner. And it was fun to exchange cards with our five-year-old on Sunday morning.

Cocaine Princess said...

CC at 7:25,
Thank you very much CC. Happy {belated} Valentine's Day to you too.

Glad to read you had a great day on Sunday.

Bruce Johnson said...

As I read this, it slowly dawned on me that Valentine's day was on February 14.....and today is the 23rd.....and I totally spaced this whole thing. No one I know even mentioned it nor do I recall seeing any advertisements for it.

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