Friday, June 18, 2010

The Gymnasium Part 3: 40 Facts





****Updated: Sunday June 20th:

Brazil vs. Côte d'Ivoire
3-1

 There was a match this afternoon. To quote the sport's announcer: it was The Samba Kings Vs. The Elephants. What a game! Ivory Coast striker Didier Drogba was given the green light to play 16 days after breaking his elbow and Kaka received the red card which means he will miss the next match on June 25th against Portugal.

Saturday June 19th

Netherlands vs. Japan
1-0

Ghana vs. Australia
1-1

Cameroon vs. Denmark
2-1

Sunday June 20th

Slovakia vs. Paraguay
0-2

Italy vs. New Zealand
1-1

Brazil vs. Côte d'Ivoire
3-1

Monday June 21st

Portugal vs. Korea DPR
7-0

Chile vs. Switzerland
1-0

Spain vs. Honduras
2-0  

Tuesday June 22nd

Mexico vs. Uruguay
0-1

France vs. South Africa
1-2

Greece vs. Argentina
2-0

Nigeria vs. Korea Republic
2-2
       



****Updated: The scores for all 3 games from today, Friday June 19th are updated below. The match between England vs. Algeria was great, especially when the camera showed close ups of David Beckham who was cheering his mates from the sidelines!!****





Cocaine Princess here.

So......the debate between “A” and I on whether I would be “nice” to Poodle Lady could have dragged on for days if I hadn’t of just walked away. I was starting to develop a big headache. As I left sister said, “don’t forget to take your quarters.” “I already have them packed in my bag,” I replied.  Hmm, quarters you say my lovelies? I’ll explain all about the “quarters” later on.


The gymnasium was pretty full and the smell of breakie cooking was mmm-mmm. I found my little group and sat down with them but only for a minute. Those little plastic chairs are not very comfortable for adults.

My little group consisted of: Brittany Spears wannabe and her brother who I have nicknamed Baby Jaws because of his appetite for flesh {he bites}, Pint Size Dictator {PSD}, Froggie and 5 new faces I’d never seen before and was looking forward in getting to know them. As we were waiting for breakfast here’s what I found out: 

1} Miley Cyrus and The Hannah Montana Show are both out. Although I'm not ashamed to admit I like Miley’s newest video.

2} Taylor Swift and  Selena Gomez are in. The Wizards of Waverly Placeand another Disney show called “I’m With The Band” are hot and popular among the little ones and they all adore the show Glee.”  

I also am a fan of the show Glee. Each week different songs are chosen that fit with the storyline. In one episode: "The Power Of Madonna," they covered 8 of Madonna's songs. Did anyone see the video the show made for Vogue?  The season finale was spectacular and their tribute to Journey was awesome.  My favorite character from the show has got to be stone cold Cheerio coach Sue Sylvester. Her snide, little comments and her never ending feud with Will Schuester is quite funny.


3} The Jonas Bros. are a thing of yesterday and Justin Bieber is most definitely in and according to the girls, “he is totally smoking hot.” 


My lovelies, I would like to take a moment to ask you a question. A question that I myself was asked:
 

“Can you name 40 different facts about Justin Bieber?”
 

No? Hey don’t feel so bad, neither could I but the girl who asked me could. She began with Fact #1:


“Justin was born on March 1st 1994...."   

When she reached Fact #22 she was interrupted by one of the new faces who said:
 
"I like Drizzy D and Rihanna."

Just as I was about to ask him a question, Justin's #1 fan got up from her chair and tugging on my dress said, "I'm not finished. May I continue please?" "Of course," I replied. "Carry on." She sat back down and then had this to say:

"I forgot where I left off. Okay, I'll start at #1 again." 

"No," pleaded PSD. "You were at boring fact #22." 

"Oh yeah. Okay, fact #22....." 
 
Good grief! She continued all the way to fact #40. By the time she was done there was a huge sigh of relief from the little men at the table.



 4} The biggest movie they were all excited to see {at that time} “Diary Of A Wimpy Kid.” Many of them were into the books as well. I casually asked what the books were about and rather than give me the Cliff Notes version I was given a very detailed oral book report. As they each took a turn in telling me about the books in the series, Baby Jaws wouldn’t take his eyes off of me. He kept on staring while showing me his teeth and he even licked his lips at one point. I honestly didn’t know whether he was flirting or if it was some type of red light warning he was about to leap across the table and bite me.

By the time they were done telling me {and thanks to their in depth report I don't need to read the books} breakfast was served to us but there were several little problems beginning with Problem #1 a.k.a. "The Toast Dilemma." 

My lovelies I'm going to have to stop here and will post Part 4 next week. Yes, yes I know what you're all saying: The Princess has yet again left one of her amazing posts with a nail biting cliff hanger. I'm sorry but you're going to have to wait until next Friday to find out what the dilemma with the toast was all about.

 

 ***** 


Now to the 2010 World Cup. Oh boy, I can already see some of you rolling your eyes and I can even hear some groaning so feel free to skip this part because I know most of you find soccer boring. No worries my lovelies, my feelings won't be hurt but if there is anyone who does have interest the latest scores are posted below. The scores from Friday June 11th to Tuesday June 15th are posted in the entry before this one.



Wednesday June 16th

Honduras vs. Chile
0-1

Spain vs. Switzerland
0-1
 
South Africa vs. Uruguay
0-3

Thursday June 17th

Argentina vs. Korea Republic
4-1

Greece vs. Nigeria
2-1

France vs. Mexico
0-2

Friday June 18th

Germany vs. Serbia
0-1

Slovenia vs. USA
2-2

    England vs. Algeria
0-0

 

****

My loyal and dear readers it's finally Friday! Yeah baby!

Whatever your plans are have a loving and tender weekend. -x

XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess   

16 comments:

Waltsense.com said...

Thanks for keeping update with the latest hip-hop. Drizzy D aint bad but he could of given himself a better name. So if the gym is to packed, you have a little gang that shoots the sh*t. Fun - Do they look up to the Princess for infinite wisdom? I think they should...Also - What is breakie cooking?

Cocaine Princess said...

Walt at 12:28,
Hey Walt, the details about breakie will be posted next week.

Anonymous said...

The Argentinians beat the crap out of Korea! With Maradona's coaching skills he will lead his team and win the CUP! GO ARGENTINA GO!

Olivia Newton John said...

Coldplay has granted permission to allow Glee to use their music for next season.

Let's Get Physical video was funny.

Cocaine Princess said...

Anonymous at 8:47,
That was a hilarious episode.

Coldplay- I hope they fit the song "Viva La Vida" into the episode.

Anonymous said...

Despite Brazils' win they played lousy on Tues. It was a sluggish game and not enough drama.

Heff said...

I like Miley's ASS. Is that a bad thing ?

Slyde said...

ack! there you go mentioning justin beiber.

I'm not a fan of child abuse, but i'd be lying if i didnt admit that i'd like to punch that kid in the face..

Anonymous said...

@9:31, Ji Yun-nam is a hero in Korea.

Anonymous said...

Personally I don't think Kaka deserved to be red carded-- the referee's decision was too harsh. He had been hoodwinked by how brilliantly the Ivorian feigned injury by falling to the ground like a big baby. All that was missing was him sucking his thumb and crying for his mommy. I am sure many who watched the match would agree.

Anonymous said...

Ghana is going to win the World Cup!

Cocaine Princess said...

Anonymous at 10:47,
I suppose anything is possible.

Anonymous said...

Damn! Portugal slaughtered Korea!

Cocaine Princess said...

Anonymous at 4:18,
I missed the match but given the score "slaughtered" seems to be a good word.

Bruce Johnson said...

I have this weird feeling that all the things these kids are into is so pre-packaged and spoon fed to them by age-group / gender specific cable channels. It all sounds so bland and simplistic when I listen to it. Nothing like The Beatles or Cream, or Peter Paul and Mary when I was growing up. I find it a little hard to be passionate or care about todays media 'sensations'.

The Constant Complainer said...

Dude, it's always OK to like a Miley Cyrus song. I have a few on my iPod myself.

And "Bieber Mania" is in full swing in Cleveland. My daughter loves the guy! And judging from every station I flip to on Sirius, so do they...

I really want to see a picture of Poodle Lady.

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