Monday, August 8, 2011

Does Paper Really Beat Rock?

Mother Goose & Grimm Cartoon for Aug/07/2011


Cocaine Princess here.

On this beautiful Monday morning I have but one question: doesn't rock beat paper?

XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess



 

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Paper can wrap itself around the rock, blinding the rock. Rock will thus try to free itself by pounding itself to death.

Anonymous said...

It just doesn't seem that realistic rock losing to paper.

Bathwater said...

Paper smothers Rock! You can't fight if you can't breath.

Help at Your Finger Tips said...

What if the paper has a restraining order against the rock? Once rock enters into competition and breaches the space requirement, he becomes ineligible to continue and automatically forfeits. Paper cannot have a restraining order against both rock and scissors, because that would make himself ineligible for competition, so he only chooses rock.

Anonymous said...

2:22-- Paper is obviously from Dunder Mifflin, and Dwight Schrute has given it special powers.

Cocaine Princess said...

Bathwater at 2:24,
Thanks for stopping by and for the comment.

Anonymous said...

@2:50-- you need help for posting that comment. Really?

KrippledWarrior said...

guys are like that. yea we are.

elisecrets said...

I love it! Have they got any scissors inspired ones? I can't think of a pun right now... but i'm sure some bright spark can xx

Anonymous said...

If the rock and paper are battling the paper will gradually get weaker which causes the rock to rip through for the win.

If you were in a fight, you'd choose a rock over paper as a weapon.....

Lotus07 said...

Nope. Paper covers rock. Scissors cut paper, Rock breaks scissors.

Anonymous said...

There is no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile?

Anonymous said...

If paper covers rock why can't paper cover scissors?

Anonymous said...

Latina, this is how paper beats rock-- The paper has a strongly worded letter written on it that sends the rock walking away in shame.

BTW 2:50-- If this incident were to come up where there were all three-- it would be a draw.

Slyde said...

Rock beats scissors, but little old paper beats rock everytime...

Red Shoes said...

... but, if the paper gets wet, the rock can easily fall right through it.

~shoes~

BamaTrav said...

I don't know but I know hand beats co*#

Anonymous said...

11:25-- You can't beat scissors because if you wrap scissors and open them paper would rip.