Winter Vaycay: Girls Gone Wild!

 

Cocaine Princess here.

To review:

As I was nearing the room Gucci was guarding I could hear Valentina backing out of her chair. She darted around the corner and uttered the following words:

VALENTINA: Mi amor, forget the deal-- I’ll just tell you.

To Be Continued....

This time it was my jaw that dropped. After I picked it up off the floor I turned around. Valentina stood at the entrance of the hallway. Walking towards her I inspected her face very carefully. No Cheshire grin, the look in her eyes was sincere. In other words there was not one sign of cheekiness.

ME: You’re going to tell me just like that?

She nodded. Hmm, how interesting considering she was so enthused telling me about WNSNBM and although she seemed sincere I figured she must have some type of loophole and was planning on telling me anyways despite my protesting she not. She promised she wouldn’t . We returned back to the kitchen.

Hope you’re ready because here’s all the sordid details. CAUTION: EXPLICIT CONTENT:

We headed to the beach with our Rum Runners in hand. After toasting to a merry and joyous winter vaycay we sat back in one of the hotels’ beach chairs where Valentina filled me in on all the latest gossip. As she proceeded to fill in the blanks small fragments of my memory slowly started to come back and I began to recall some of the things she had told me.

VALENTINA: And then you passed out shortly after you were done with your drink.

ME: I passed out?

VALENTINA: You know you’re a light~weight.

Alcohol does the body good!

I wouldn’t call it passing out. The weeks leading up to my holidays I hadn’t been sleeping very well. I was lucky if I was getting 2-3 hours a night. I can only assume total exhaustion set in and, all those hours of sleep I was deprived off finally caught up with me. But wait— if I fell asleep how did I get from the beach to my room?

VALENTINA: Semper~Fi was nearby the whole time. He carried you in and don’t worry I was watching the whole time so he wouldn't cop a feel.  

She looked at Semper~Fi who was standing to one side checking on his Blackberry.

VALENTINA: Or did you manage to sneak one?

Oh good grief! Seriously I don’t understand why Valentina is so hell bent on embarrassing me. Once in my bedroom I apparently woke up.

VALENTINA: You were in that moment when you weren’t exactly asleep but you weren’t exactly awake either.

Somehow in the state I was in I managed to change out of my clothes and put on my nightie.

VALENTINA: Mi amor, as soon as your head hit the pillow you were out. It’s a good thing you didn’t do any shots otherwise you’d still be sleeping ‘til 2013.

So there you have it my lovelies, mystery solved. I know what you’re thinking, not exactly Girls Gone Wild, is it?!

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My loyal and dear readers, it’s finally Friday!

Hey, it’s Super~Bowl Weekend and I can’t wait for the halftime show. One word: 

MADONNA!!
 
Speaking of the halftime show, Audi released their 2012 Game Day Commercial early. 
I like the vampire theme and the song used in the background, "The Killing Moon by Echo & The Bunnymen.

Take a look: 

Whatever your plans are have a fantastic weekend.~x

XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess