Friday, July 18, 2014

"You Don't Need To Famous Or Jesus To Do This"


Cocaine Princess here.

I've had another exhausting week. It's been one of those weeks where as soon as I stepped foot inside my house the first thing I did was fling my bra off and utter the word, ahh..........

I'll be back next Friday with a brand spanking new post. I promise.

In the meantime, I came across this article on the web: You've heard of people posting "selfies" on Twitter and Instagram, right? Well now you can eat your own face every morning with the toaster selfie and you don't have to be famous or Jesus to do it! 


"The customizable kitchen appliance, which has been developed by a US firm (of course), allows you to burn a picture of yourself onto a slice. You send a selfie to the Vermont-based Burnt Impressions and have your personal mugshot toaster within a week.  The company isn't just limited to personalized photos either. Burnt Impressions will also create a personalized toaster for you. Clip art. Line art. Logos. 

  The company also sells glow-in-the-dark refrigerator magnets featuring real slices of Jesus toast cast in acrylic (because why not)."

And by the way, the original Jesus toasters are still available as well as The Virgin Mary Toaster and sell for $75.00. Click here to place your order. Hey it's never to early to start shopping for Christmas gifts!


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My loyal and dear readers, it's finally Friday.

Whatever your plans are have a fun weekend.....and why not indulge in a drinkie or two, after-all it is patio season.~x

XOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess.

5 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

You mean people enjoy eating their own faces? That's weird!

Is it really a big relief when you take off you bra, Miss Princess? How does it feel when you're wearing it?

Cocaine Princess said...

Gorilla Bananas at 11:16
How does it feel? Hmm, like a rubber band on your finger. The 'girls' feel suffocated. Removing my bra after a long day is such a good feeling of release. Finally the 'girls' can breathe!

Unknown said...

Finally! I don't have to keep using this selfie-branding-ring any more!

Red Shoes said...

How amazing that I return when you have a post about flinging off your bra!!!

It's magic!!

I've taken a class on how to resuscitate breasts...

Just sayin'...

~shoes~

Cocaine Princess said...

Red Shoes at 10:15,
A class on 'resuscitate breasts...'

Hmm, I'm guessing you graduated top of your class, right? :)

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