Winnipeg Willow, who is the equivalent of Punxsutawney Phil was found dead on Friday. Willow, who was five when she died, came to the centre in 2010 after her mother was killed by a dog.
Winnipeg Willow died at the province’s Prairie Wildlife Rehabilitation Centre. She will be remembered for her love of kale, sweet potatoes, peanuts and carrots, a treat she was last seen enjoying before she died without warning Friday evening. She was five years old.
Hmm, she was found dead? Without any warning?
What does that exactly mean and why was there no mention of an autopsy report? Surely one must have been conducted and if not why? Could it be the Prairie Wildlife Rehabilitation Centre is doing some type of life insurance fraud?
How did this beloved Canadian icon die? She was last seen eating her favorite treat. Could she have been poisoned? My bets are on a rival woodchuck who wanted her job.
If by chance Willow died of natural causes I wonder if it was Post-Traumatic Syndrome-- after-all her mother was murdered by a four legged beast. Or maybe, just maybe the stress of fame got to Willow and she took her own life.
Kidding aside, Groundhog Day Celebrations have been cancelled.
So now I wonder, if the Groundhog is dead does this mean winter is also officially dead and spring is around the corner for us?
XOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess
1 comment:
I am always amazed at the bizarre ceremonies that various cultures have. I mean really, Guy Valk Day?
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