Cocaine Princess here.
We're in Day 13 of the New Year & I like to say I'm doing quite well so far in keeping my resolutions.
I'm writing more--Check!
I'm reading more--Check!
Master The Art Of Using Chopsticks--
I'm having slight trouble with this one. As you recall in my last entry I posted a how to video and figured, this ought to be a piece of cake. How hard can it be?"
Well it's proving to be quite difficult--- at least for me it is. On a scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being the worst and 10 being the best, I hate to say it but I have to give myself -0. I must confess, I the Colombian Princess am Chopstick Challenged.
In my personal opinion I think forks are far more superior for certain things, for instance I wouldn't use chopsticks to eat meat but I would when eating a salad. With chopsticks I'd be able to neatly fold the giant leaf of lettuce instead of stabbing the pieces of lettuce smothered in Ranch dressing and those tiny delicious baby tomatoes with a fork and then opening my mouth wide open and shoving it in. And I suppose chopsticks can come in handy grabbing those little food crumbs that forks can't.
Regardless of how complex it seems to be, I'm not going to be discouraged. I'm determined to fulfill my resolution of learning to use Chopsticks. I'll keep you posted with updates.
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My loyal and dear readers it's finally Friday....The 13th!
Whatever your plans are have a sublime weekend & beware
of anyone wearing a hockey mask. ~x
XOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess.
3 comments:
Good luck with the chopsticks, Miss Princess! If you don't master using them for food, you can always hammer them on the table like drumsticks!
Yeah, I so agree about the fork being a much better tool (in terms of worth as valued by God). You know... I just had a rather racist but all to brilliant and charming thought. I like most white guys (as well as non white folks who are typically good looking and do just fine moving) I think I mean non-Asians. Geez thank God I don't have any Asian friends..... back to the thought sorry...
If you are rigorously honest as a party looking in on the Asian culture. You first conclude that these folks are tricky and clever. They pitch different, talk way different, seem so innocent and then you here about resentments and grudges that last generations. don't eat cheese which is dumb. All this is true. But what does it mean? Well, it means that they are too egotistical. On an individual level. Now some of you will now be all worked up over how selfless these guys are in battle and the like... the whole "honor" thing. But this is all purposed as an effort to "seem" honorable or worth a shit in the eyes of others who are having thoughts of you because you no longer exist because you ended yourself. That's dumb and egotistical to an insane level.
This also explains why they are the least attractive in the sense that they lack the all around stunning beauties you find in other populations. Being attractive is to be super super normal, meaning it is a function of having a very diversified gene portfolio. This is why those brown Hispanic people are so dang doable. Rather annoying really. They are diversified.
Anywho chopsticks have a ton of weaknesses. Primarily when you lose one you are left with a stick. If you find 3 you have a huge fork.
PS I have the most familiar vibe as I read this blog and saw the pics. So strange.
My mother-in-law is Japanese, and I know she is horrified at my chopstick skills. I'm really bad at it.
Congrats on crushing your resolutions.
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