Friday, October 21, 2011

Doomsday 2011 & Marty McFly


 ****SATURDAY OCT.22nd UPDATE: Harold Camping In Custody!! 

"Representatives of Family Stations issued a public apology Friday evening to the families of eight college students after admitting that an embarrassed and disgruntled Harold Camping attacked them with his cane in Golden Gate Park. “What Mr. Camping found,” one officer on scene described, “was a group of over 20 college students face down on the lawn. He must have believed that his rapture had begun. When he realized that he’d happened upon an elaborate display of planking, he just went nuts. At this time, we are placing Mr. Camping on a 72-hour mental health hold. None of the students were seriously injured, and no one’s pressing any charges at this time.”
 


****FRIDAY EVENING UPDATE: The Rapture was predicted at 6pm. It's  6:30pm  and I'm terribly confused. "Has the Rapture happened because if it has the afterlife looks a lot like my family room or.....have I been left behind?"****
 

 *****UPDATED:  It's after 1pm and so far it' quite calm. According to reports "The Rapture" will take place 6pm EST. Hmm, I may as well enjoy that slice of chocolate cake in the fridge. I've heard trying to find food in post-rapture era can be hard*****

Cocaine Princess here.

Have you heard? The world is coming to an end.....AGAIN.

According to that nut-job-- forgive me, that wasn't very nice after all I was told at a young age it's not nice to call someone names. Permit me to start over. 



According to the "self proclaiming crackpot false prophet Harold Camping," the world is coming to an end today. I'm not sure of the exact time. If you recall he predicted The Rapture would take place on May 21st, 2011 at 6pm. Months leading up to the Rapture, Camping openly stated with his message of Rapture that Christians would no longer need their money. He asked for donations for the ministry, and help spreading the word of the impending Rapture. Many of Camping's 200 million believers sold their possessions and emptied their bank accounts to pay for billboard advertisements and travel on a cross~country tour to inform people about Judgement Day.


On the specific day of May 21st, 2011, I was at the mall shopping with sister and looking at patio furniture. Click here to read that fascinating post appropriately titled: "If Judgment Day is Tomorrow, There Goes My Long Weekend Plans!"
 When 6pm arrived I didn't hear any trumpets blaring, the floor beneath me didn't open up nor did I see anyone ascending in an upward motion. In other words, Doomsday turned out to be a major dud. Many of his followers were devastated w
hen the world didn't come to a crashing end. So what was Harold Camping's excuse?



The religious idiot disappeared for a couple of days, only to resurface on Family Radio Network to claim that May 21st had been a spiritual apocalypse. "For the next five months, except for the elect (the true believers), the whole world is under God’s final judgment. To accomplish this goal God withheld from the true believers the way in which two phrases were to be understood. Had He not done so, the world would never have been shaken in fear as it was.” 

Oh well, there you go--> sounds like a perfectly rational excuse to me!


I'm not sure who I find more crazier? Harold Camping, the people who actually were disappointed the world did not come to an end or the people who emptied their life savings? To be honest I feel pretty sorry for those who were bilked out of their money.


Camping didn't return any of the money saying, "I don't have any responsibility. I can't be responsible [sic] for anybody's life. I'm only teaching the Bible."

Is it me or does anyone else find this to be one of the biggest religious scams in history?! 18 days after firmly stating there would be no refunds Camping suffered a stroke.   
Hey Harold, do you know the definition of KARMA?



This will be Camping's 3rd Doomsday prediction. The first being on September 1994, then May 21st and now today, October 21st. Hmm, could it be the old "Third time's the charm?" Nah!
  
This time I will be the devastated one if the world does come to an end for two big reasons:

1} I'm seeing my all time favorite group Duran Duran live next week in the city.

2} What will I do with the tons of Halloween candy I bought?

Let's just say I'm not cancelling my plans for Saturday. I'm more than certain the world is not coming to an end today. How do I know?

If it did, Marty Jennifer, and Doc would of never been able to travel to October 21st 2015!






I can't wait to hear what excuse the nut~job conjures up tomorrow, October 22nd aka "Make Fun Of Harold Camping Day."



So, all this end of the world talk has me thinking of the following quotes:

"Live every day like it's your last."

"Dream as if you'll live forever.  Live as if you'll die today.  ~James Dean"

Let's suppose today was your last day. What would you do?



If by chance anyone of my readers works in an insane asylum, please do the world a favor and lock up Harold Camping.

And if there is anybody out there who will be utterly disappointed when the world remains perfectly in~tact no worries, there's always December 21st, 2012 — when the Mayan calendar seems to indicate the world will end.......again.

By The Way: It's a little after midnight and so far all is calm and I'm still here on earth....If that should change during the course of the day I'll post an update.

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My loyal and dear readers, it's finally Rapture Friday!

Whatever your plans are have an amazing weekend and celebrate life.~x

XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess





9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm less skeptical of the Rapture than of the 9-9-9 plan.

Anonymous said...

Latina-- fine wine followed by sex.

Anonymous said...

I would do almost everything I was afraid to do.

Anonymous said...

Just think....I­f we are patient, and he lives long enough....­.he'll eventually get it right. Might take a while, though.

Bathwater said...

One of these days, one of these crack-pots is going to get the date right, and we are all going to look around in surprise with egg on our face.

If I thought the world was going to end, I wouldn't waste my money on telling everyone... I would waste my money...probably on booze and strippers. Oh wait I do that now.

Anonymous said...

Today is Rapture Part 3? Can I get part 1 on netflix?

Anonymous said...

Folks like that old buzzard gives us REAL christians a blackeye--no wonder non christians think we are nuts.

These bible scholars need to remember Matthew 24:36 and 24:42. "no one knows the hour nor day. Not the angels in heaven, not even the son. ONLY the Father knows."

Slyde said...

We should make a date to finally have sex on October 20th 2015.

I just want to make sure we finally get that done before the end comes...

Red Shoes said...

I could use a nut job...

Sex vs fine wine?? Sex first please...

I'm less skeptical of the 9-9-9 plan than anything that has been paraded past us in the past 3 years...

Rapture? I would love to be taken to Rapture by some beautiful woman... ;O)

Is it Friday yet??

~shoes~